Monday 30 June 2014

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The angry wife met her husband at the door His breath stunk ofalcohol and h

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesmanLots

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A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store Trying on a dress and lik

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Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean Suddenly a voice comes

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Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean Suddenly a voice comes Graphics codes and more

YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED

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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrongOhhh its

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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrongOhhh its Graphics codes and more

A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews each consisting of two b

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How do vampire football players get the mud off They all get in the battub

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A man walks into an auto parts store and says Id like a rear view mirror fo

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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5story hotel with a s

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Sunday 29 June 2014

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Windsor castle outside of London is directly in the flight path of Heathrow

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Windsor castle outside of London is directly in the flight path of Heathrow Graphics codes and more

Q Why would a blonde wear green lipstickA Because red means Stop

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Q Why would a blonde wear green lipstickA Because red means Stop Graphics codes and more

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel Im

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel Im Graphics codes and more

Q What is the best way to get to ParadiseA Turn right and go straight

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Medusa Barbie Barbie with snakes

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Knock KnockWhos there Cat Cat who Cat you understand

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Knock KnockWhos there Cat Cat who Cat you understand Graphics codes and more

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often shorttempered They n

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Four Independence boys Pugh Sumter Kilby and Grayson were walking down a Cl

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Four Independence boys Pugh Sumter Kilby and Grayson were walking down a Cl Graphics codes and more

Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner One said Ya know

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night Have a pigjama party

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Saturday 28 June 2014

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Were you in Paris on your vacationI dont know my wife got the tickets

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Knock KnockWhos there Closure Closure who Closure mouth when you eat

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How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulbFive One

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I was glad when one fish got awayThere just wasnt room in the boat for both

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How do fireflies lose weight They burn calories

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Conductor do you stop at the Savoy Hotel I should say not on my salary

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Teacher What happened to your homework Pupil I made it into a paper plane a

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Teacher What happened to your homework Pupil I made it into a paper plane a Graphics codes and more

Q Whats the difference between purple and pinkA The grip

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I dont think my Mom knows much about children Why do you say that Because s

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The Judge admonished the witness Do you understand that you have sworn to t

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Friday 27 June 2014

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Q Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his faceA He is stupid

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Why do women have smaller feet than men It allows them to stand closer to

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloonA creature that stinks to

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court

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Why did the kid punch the bedHis mother told him to hit the hay

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Why did the kid punch the bedHis mother told him to hit the hay Graphics codes and more

What did the naughty rabbit leave for EasterDeviled eggs

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QUESTION Why should a honeymoon only be six days ANSWER Because seven days

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If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on

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Q Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiverA A bad golfe

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Q Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiverA A bad golfe Graphics codes and more

As he was drilling a batch of recruits the sergeant saw that one of them wa

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Thursday 26 June 2014

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Knock KnockWhos there Cumin Cumin whoCumin side its freezing out there

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Knock KnockWhos there Cumin Cumin whoCumin side its freezing out there Graphics codes and more

Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball It was a moth ball

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Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball It was a moth ball Graphics codes and more

Pilot Tower theres a runway light burning Tower Im sure there must be dozen

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Pilot Tower theres a runway light burning Tower Im sure there must be dozen Graphics codes and more

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday Mice cream and cake

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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday Mice cream and cake Graphics codes and more

How do you shoot a great white shark Hold his nose until he turns blue and

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How do you shoot a great white shark Hold his nose until he turns blue and Graphics codes and more

Teacher Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a yearPupil 12 2n

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Teacher Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a yearPupil 12 2n Graphics codes and more

A retired sergeant was asked Well how do you like civilian lifeTerrible he

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Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual

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Teacher What family does the octopus belong toPupil Nobody I know

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Teacher What family does the octopus belong toPupil Nobody I know Graphics codes and more

An actor went to see a new agent one day and said You must have a look at m

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Wednesday 25 June 2014

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So glad to meet you said the Hindu politely Charmed Im sure replied the s

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine Graphics codes and more

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the worlds greatest basket

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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the worlds greatest basket Graphics codes and more

Q Did you hear about the blond skydiverA She missed the Earth

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Q Did you hear about the blond skydiverA She missed the Earth Graphics codes and more

How old were you on your last birthday Eight And how old will you be on you

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Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November She wanted to

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Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November She wanted to Graphics codes and more

I took my son to the zoo yesterday Really did they accept him

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I took my son to the zoo yesterday Really did they accept him Graphics codes and more

Delmer Howd you like the play last night over at the high school Parley I o

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Delmer Howd you like the play last night over at the high school Parley I o Graphics codes and more

Why do worms taste like chewing gum Because theyre wrigleys

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What is a whales favorite TV showFlukes of Hazard

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Tuesday 24 June 2014

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What kind of dance do buns doAbundance

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Doctor The best time to take a bath is before retiring Patient You mean I d

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Doctor The best time to take a bath is before retiring Patient You mean I d Graphics codes and more

Who writes books for little bees Beetrix Potter

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Who writes books for little bees Beetrix Potter Graphics codes and more

Stewardess Yes Sir I want to complain about this airline Every time I fly I

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Stewardess Yes Sir I want to complain about this airline Every time I fly I Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Anthea Anthea who Anthea get home by 8 Oclock or else

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First Witch I like your toad He always has such a nice expression on his fa

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First Witch I like your toad He always has such a nice expression on his fa Graphics codes and more

In February 1994 in New Brighton Minn a 32yearold man and his 24yearold gir

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Waiter whats this bug doing waltzing around my table Its the band sir they

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Waiter whats this bug doing waltzing around my table Its the band sir they Graphics codes and more

How did the ghost songanddance act make a living By appearing in television

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A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and thedalmati

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Monday 23 June 2014

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My husband and I divorced over religious differencesHe thought he was God a

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My husband and I divorced over religious differencesHe thought he was God a Graphics codes and more

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles A carto

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Where did the Gorilla play baseballIn the bush leaguesof course

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Where did the Gorilla play baseballIn the bush leaguesof course Graphics codes and more

What do you call two birds in love Tweethearts

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way He wanted to lay it on the line

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Why did the antelope Nobody gnu

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Whats the best thing about deadly snakes Theyve got poisonality

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What do you find in a zombies veins Dead blood corpuscles

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Why didnt the two worms get on Noahs Ark in an apple Because everyone had t

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Girlfriend Will you love me when Im old and fat and uglyBoyfriend Of course

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Girlfriend Will you love me when Im old and fat and uglyBoyfriend Of course Graphics codes and more

Sunday 22 June 2014

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien Something from another

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien Something from another Graphics codes and more

Boss Ive decided to use humor in the office Experts say humor eases tension

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What do they have for lunch at Monster SchoolHuman beans boiled legs pickle

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Knock KnockWhos there Curly Curly who Curly Q

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Knock KnockWhos there Curly Curly who Curly Q Graphics codes and more

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red So he could hide in the cherry

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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief caseBranch manager

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How does an elephant get out of a small car The same way that he got in

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Why did the pig send his story to New York He wanted to be published on Por

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Ive got trouble with the wife again she came into the bar looking for me a

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Ive got trouble with the wife again she came into the bar looking for me a Graphics codes and more

Q What is eternityA When 4 blondes meet at a 4waystopsignintersection

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Q What is eternityA When 4 blondes meet at a 4waystopsignintersection Graphics codes and more

Saturday 21 June 2014

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As the bus came to the stop the man at the front of the queue took out his

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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her so she goes out and

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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her so she goes out and Graphics codes and more

QUESTION Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race ANSWER The American p

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QUESTION Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race ANSWER The American p Graphics codes and more

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad It became

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What happened to Frankensteins monster on the roadHe was stopped for speedi

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What do baby swans dance to Cygneturetunes

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Q Whats the difference between erotic and kinky A Erotic is when you use a

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Polceman Im afraid that Im going to have to lock you up for the nightMan Wh

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Polceman Im afraid that Im going to have to lock you up for the nightMan Wh Graphics codes and more

Q How did a blind woman drive herself crazyA Trying to read a stucco wall

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Q How did a blind woman drive herself crazyA Trying to read a stucco wall Graphics codes and more

What system do they teach in Hamburger Highs math coursesThe meatric system

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What system do they teach in Hamburger Highs math coursesThe meatric system Graphics codes and more