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myslyweb.comAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17948765403556417782noreply@blogger.comBlogger444125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836791236514828044.post-86300973351477132022015-05-31T21:10:00.001-07:002015-05-31T21:10:31.892-07:00MySLyWeb<style type="text/css"> h1 a:hover {background-color:#888;color:#fff ! important;} div#emailbody table#itemcontentlist tr td div ul { list-style-type:square; padding-left:1em; } div#emailbody table#itemcontentlist tr td div blockquote { padding-left:6px; border-left: 6px solid #dadada; margin-left:1em; } div#emailbody table#itemcontentlist tr td div li { margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:1em; } table#itemcontentlist tr td a:link, table#itemcontentlist tr td a:visited, table#itemcontentlist tr td a:active, ul#summarylist li a { color:#000099; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none; } img {border:none;} </style> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" id="emailbody" style="margin:0 2em;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;"> <table style="border:0;padding:0;margin:0;width:100%"> <tr> <td style="vertical-align:top" width="99%"> <h1 style="margin:0;padding-bottom:6px;"> <a style="color:#888;font-size:22px;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/" title="(http://www.myslyweb.com/)">MySLyWeb</a> </h1> </td> <td width="1%" /> </tr> </table> <hr style="border:1px solid #ccc;padding:0;margin:0" /> <ul style="clear:both;padding:0 0 0 1.2em;width:100%" id="summarylist"> <li> <a href="#1">How are you getting on with the InternetSurf far so good #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#2">Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever notThe teacher doesnt know a #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#3">Knock KnockWhos there Almond Almond who Almond the side of the law Kn #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#4">Knock KnockWhos there Boiler Boiler who Boiler egg for four minutes #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#5">Whats a mouses favourite record Please cheese me #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#6">The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the childrens parents had quoted #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#7">What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month The lett #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#8">What do you get if you cross a skunk and a waspSomething that stinks and st #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#9">Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand My righ #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#10">Why can elephants swim and aardvarks cantAardvarks dont have trunks #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#11">Why was the cannibal fined by the judge He was caught poaching #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#12">What helps keep your teeth togetherToothpaste #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#13">Girl Mom mom a monsters just bitten my foot off Mom Well keep out of the ki #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#14">Johnny Daddy are caterpillars good to eatFather Have I not told you never t #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#15">Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughters b #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#16">What do you do for a pig with sore musclesRub him with oinkment #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#17">Why is a burning candle like being thirsty Beacause a little water ends bot #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#18">Why do accountants make good lovers Theyre great with figures #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#19">Q What is the best recording of the Walton viola concertoA Music Minus One #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#20">What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear A wind tun #IMAGES </a> </li> </ul> <table id="itemcontentlist"> <tr xmlns=""> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="1" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6164.php">How are you getting on with the InternetSurf far so good #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 04:48 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">How are you getting on with the InternetSurf far so good #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="2" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8556.php">Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever notThe teacher doesnt know a #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 04:46 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever notThe teacher doesnt know a #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="3" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6355.php">Knock KnockWhos there Almond Almond who Almond the side of the law Kn #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 04:19 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Knock KnockWhos there Almond Almond who Almond the side of the law Kn #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6504.php">Knock KnockWhos there Boiler Boiler who Boiler egg for four minutes #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 01:51 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Knock KnockWhos there Boiler Boiler who Boiler egg for four minutes #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="5" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7506.php">Whats a mouses favourite record Please cheese me #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 01:39 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Whats a mouses favourite record Please cheese me #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="6" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5327.php">The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the childrens parents had quoted #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 01:14 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the childrens parents had quoted #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="7" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2869.php">What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month The lett #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 12:29 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month The lett #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="8" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9324.php">What do you get if you cross a skunk and a waspSomething that stinks and st #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 11:59 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you get if you cross a skunk and a waspSomething that stinks and st #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_713.php">Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand My righ #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 11:54 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand My righ #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_779.php">Why can elephants swim and aardvarks cantAardvarks dont have trunks #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 11:20 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why can elephants swim and aardvarks cantAardvarks dont have trunks #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2348.php">Why was the cannibal fined by the judge He was caught poaching #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 11:19 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why was the cannibal fined by the judge He was caught poaching #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9020.php">What helps keep your teeth togetherToothpaste #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 11:00 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What helps keep your teeth togetherToothpaste #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7816.php">Girl Mom mom a monsters just bitten my foot off Mom Well keep out of the ki #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 10:24 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Girl Mom mom a monsters just bitten my foot off Mom Well keep out of the ki #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4995.php">Johnny Daddy are caterpillars good to eatFather Have I not told you never t #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 09:24 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Johnny Daddy are caterpillars good to eatFather Have I not told you never t #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3903.php">Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughters b #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 08:55 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughters b #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7884.php">What do you do for a pig with sore musclesRub him with oinkment #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 08:06 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you do for a pig with sore musclesRub him with oinkment #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_158.php">Why is a burning candle like being thirsty Beacause a little water ends bot #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 07:56 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why is a burning candle like being thirsty Beacause a little water ends bot #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_29.php">Why do accountants make good lovers Theyre great with figures #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 07:38 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why do accountants make good lovers Theyre great with figures #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="19" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7574.php">Q What is the best recording of the Walton viola concertoA Music Minus One #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 31 May 2015 07:25 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q What is the best recording of the Walton viola concertoA Music Minus One #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="20" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3075.php">What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear A wind 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sent his picture to a lonely hearts club #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#11">Knock KnockWhos there BarBQBarBQ who BarBQt but I think youre even cuter #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#12">Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog After a year the d #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#13">A city child came running into the farmhouse No wonder that mama pig is so #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#14">How do you spell a hated opponent with three lettersNME enemy #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#15">Gosh its raining cats and dogs said Fred looking out of the kitchen window #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#16">What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the even #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#17">What goes knio knio A backward pig #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#18">There was this Generalintraining and his superioirs were asking him questio #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#19">Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that love handles referre #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#20">What is another word for a python A megabite #IMAGES </a> </li> </ul> <table id="itemcontentlist"> <tr xmlns=""> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="1" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6128.php">Youre a big internet fan arnt youYes I really get a buzz out of it #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 08:21 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Youre a big internet fan arnt youYes I really get a buzz out of it #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="2" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3027.php">Q Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural paradeA The f #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 07:41 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural paradeA The f #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="3" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5608.php">Mother Fred why did you put a slug in your grandmas bed Fred Because I coul #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 07:22 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Mother Fred why did you put a slug in your grandmas bed Fred Because I coul #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4116.php">What did the cowboy say when the bear ate LassieWell doggone #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 06:35 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What did the cowboy say when the bear ate LassieWell doggone #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="5" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5925.php">A student in Belle West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 06:11 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A student in Belle West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="6" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3646.php">Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from NewYork Cit #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 05:02 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from NewYork Cit #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="7" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3465.php">Why do cemeteries have fences around themBecause people are dying to get in #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 04:29 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why do cemeteries have fences around themBecause people are dying to get in #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="8" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8005.php">Q What is the basement where White House staffers work calledA The whine ce #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 04:26 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q What is the basement where White House staffers work calledA The whine ce #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5762.php">Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher dra #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 02:57 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher dra #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7455.php">Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 02:00 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6437.php">Knock KnockWhos there BarBQBarBQ who BarBQt but I think youre even cuter #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 01:41 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Knock KnockWhos there BarBQBarBQ who BarBQt but I think youre even cuter #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7025.php">Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog After a year the d #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 01:32 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog After a year the d #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_424.php">A city child came running into the farmhouse No wonder that mama pig is so #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 12:39 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A city child came running into the farmhouse No wonder that mama pig is so #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8969.php">How do you spell a hated opponent with three lettersNME enemy #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 12:26 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">How do you spell a hated opponent with three lettersNME enemy #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9554.php">Gosh its raining cats and dogs said Fred looking out of the kitchen window #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 12:16 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Gosh its raining cats and dogs said Fred looking out of the kitchen window #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9136.php">What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the even #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 12:04 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the even #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7890.php">What goes knio knio A backward pig #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 10:15 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What goes knio knio A backward pig #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_386.php">There was this Generalintraining and his superioirs were asking him questio #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 10:09 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">There was this Generalintraining and his superioirs were asking him questio #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="19" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3848.php">Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that love handles referre #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 30 May 2015 09:59 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Did you hear the one 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style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1310.php">There is a new Barbie doll on the market Circus Clown Barbie complete with #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 29 May 2015 04:05 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">There is a new Barbie doll on the market Circus Clown Barbie complete with #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2294.php">Who was the burgers favourite alltime movie directorSizzle B DeMille 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href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4077.php">The patient shook his doctors hand in gratitude and said Since we are the b #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 09:00 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">The patient shook his doctors hand in gratitude and said Since we are the b #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="2" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1756.php">Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer She fell in the sink #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 07:59 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer She fell in the sink #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="3" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5368.php">If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower how did the barbers arriveOn cli #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 07:41 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower how did the barbers arriveOn cli #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9417.php">What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the worlds greatest basket #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 06:16 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the worlds greatest basket #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="5" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8096.php">A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman who was also severly bl #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 05:00 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman who was also severly bl #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="6" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8465.php">A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store Trying on a dress and lik #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 04:56 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store Trying on a dress and lik #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="7" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7052.php">What do you do if your bank account stops workingThrow the guy out of the h #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 03:02 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you do if your bank account stops workingThrow the guy out of the h #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="8" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2006.php">Q How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to LondonA #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 02:42 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to LondonA #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8533.php">Why was the headmaster worriedBecause there were too many rulers in school #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 02:12 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why was the headmaster worriedBecause there were too many rulers in school #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7964.php">What kind of tie does a pig wear Pigs tie #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 02:10 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What kind of tie does a pig wear Pigs tie #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1002.php">From the pilot during his welcome message We are pleased to have some of th #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 01:28 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">From the pilot during his welcome message We are pleased to have some of th #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6883.php">A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his bestfriend in b #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 01:01 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his bestfriend in b #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7438.php">What do they have for lunch at Monster SchoolHuman beans boiled legs pickle #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 12:23 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do they have for lunch at Monster SchoolHuman beans boiled legs pickle #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8331.php">This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures w #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 11:09 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures w #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6057.php">What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant Very big worm holes in #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 09:58 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant Very big worm holes in #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2441.php">Two gas company servicemen a senior training supervisor and a young trainee #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 09:37 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Two gas company servicemen a senior training supervisor and a young trainee #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1917.php">What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief caseBranch manager #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 09:26 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief caseBranch manager #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6918.php">How do you turn a Fox into a Pit BullMarry her #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 09:25 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">How do you turn a Fox into a Pit BullMarry her #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="19" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_941.php">Where do ants go to eat At a restaurant #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 28 May 2015 08:57 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Where do ants go to eat At a restaurant #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="20" 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#IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 08:13 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Have you heard about the goodweather witch Shes forecasting sunny spells #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9595.php">Why did the weather want privacyIt was changing #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 07:10 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why did the weather want privacyIt was changing #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="5" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3341.php">What kind of thief steals meatA hamburglar #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 07:03 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What kind of thief steals meatA hamburglar #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="6" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6811.php">Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 06:43 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="7" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9570.php">In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the overtalkative du #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 06:16 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the overtalkative du #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="8" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1586.php">My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word Whats that Ouch #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 05:50 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word Whats that Ouch #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7511.php">Q How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulbA One No two No How man #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 05:33 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulbA One No two No How man #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1409.php">Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom One said I took my girlfrien #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 03:08 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom One said I took my girlfrien #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6064.php">Why did the spider buy a car So he could take it out for a spin #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 02:59 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why did the spider buy a car So he could take it out for a spin #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8668.php">Teacher Does anyone know which month has 28 days Pupil All of them #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 02:29 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Teacher Does anyone know which month has 28 days Pupil All of them #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6365.php">Knock KnockWhos there Amber Amber who Ambersting to come in #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 02:01 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Knock KnockWhos there Amber Amber who Ambersting to come in #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4508.php">Why do elephants live in the jungleBecause its out of the high rent distric #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 01:32 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why do elephants live in the jungleBecause its out of the high rent distric #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_715.php">Customer I think Ive got a bug in my computerRepairman Does your computer m #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 01:24 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Customer I think Ive got a bug in my computerRepairman Does your computer m #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8818.php">Whats the chilliest ground in the premiershipCold Trafford #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 01:16 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Whats the chilliest ground in the premiershipCold Trafford #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8179.php">Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes The first knows how to read the #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 12:25 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes The first knows how to read the #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2605.php">Policeman Why are you driving that car in circlesDriver I was just going fo #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 11:45 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Policeman Why are you driving that car in circlesDriver I was just going fo #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="19" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7410.php">What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat A bigger target #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 27 May 2015 10:21 AM PDT</p> <div 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out for in New York Pigpockets #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 09:37 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York Pigpockets #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="2" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1448.php">Why shouldnt you believe a person in bedBecause he is lying #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 09:23 PM PDT</p> <div 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style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4987.php">A couple of kids tried using pickles for a PingPong game They had the volle #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 08:58 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A couple of kids tried using pickles for a PingPong game They had the volle #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="5" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8882.php">The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lessonIs the word spelt put #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 08:31 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lessonIs the word spelt put #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="6" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7188.php">During the Mexican American War an intense long standoff occurred along the #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 07:32 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">During the Mexican 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customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall 500 #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 07:08 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall 500 #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_980.php">At one of the packed Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 05:58 PM 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style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2105.php">Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 05:23 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5152.php">What do you call the ghost who is a childrearing expertDr Spook #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 04:27 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you call the ghost who is a childrearing expertDr Spook #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9233.php">A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather lat #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 04:21 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A man arrived at a seaside 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href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3660.php">The night before her wedding the bridetobe talked with her mother Mom shesa #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 03:26 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">The night before her wedding the bridetobe talked with her mother Mom shesa #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8958.php">Can you spell a composition with two lettersSA essay #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 03:19 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Can you spell a composition with two lettersSA essay #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7293.php">Visitor Youre very quiet JenniferJennifer Well my mum gave me a dollar not #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 02:47 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Visitor Youre very quiet JenniferJennifer Well my mum gave me a dollar not #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7262.php">Following some duty overseas the officers at the Fort were planning a welco #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 26 May 2015 02:27 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Following some duty overseas the officers at the Fort were planning a welco #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="19" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2459.php">The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole 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href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8764.php">What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmmans headIt knocked him col #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 25 May 2015 09:21 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmmans headIt knocked him col #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="2" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9735.php">An English professor wrote the words Woman without her man is nothing on th #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 25 May 2015 09:15 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">An English professor wrote the words Woman without her man is nothing on th #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="3" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5801.php">Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden He wanted to raise some hard #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 25 May 2015 08:43 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why did the idiot 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0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2797.php">You boy called a policeman Can you help Were looking for a man with a hug #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 24 May 2015 02:10 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">You boy called a policeman Can you help Were looking for a man with a hug #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2493.php">On the first day his son joined the family firm the founder took him on to #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 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them #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1185.php">McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini each time rem #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 24 May 2015 01:30 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini each time rem #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4835.php">Tell me said the hiker to the local farmer will this pathway take me to the #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 24 May 2015 12:14 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Tell me said the hiker to the local farmer will this pathway take me to the #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7979.php">Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play Cowboys and #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 24 May 2015 11:10 AM 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style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A little girl asked her father Daddy Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7755.php">Seventytwoyearold Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician After #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 22 May 2015 01:25 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Seventytwoyearold Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician After #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6185.php">Have you heard that theres a new mountain websiteReally I must take a peak #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 22 May 2015 12:57 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Have you heard that theres a new mountain websiteReally I must take a peak #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6083.php">First Caribou What wellknown cartoon character do moths like a hole lotSeco 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blinker is workingA Yes No #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="5" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_728.php">What did the mouse say to the webcamCheese #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 04:16 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What did the mouse say to the webcamCheese #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="6" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4543.php">Why did the elephant eat the candle He wanted a light 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style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1219.php">A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet D #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 01:24 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet D #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9185.php">Why do vampires hate arguments Because they make themselves cross #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 01:05 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why do vampires hate arguments Because they make themselves cross #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7144.php">Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 01:03 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5002.php">What are the four food groupsFor bachelors Fast Frozen Junk and SpoiledFor #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 12:50 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What are the four food groupsFor bachelors Fast Frozen Junk and SpoiledFor #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9368.php">What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way He whaled #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 12:20 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way He whaled #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7722.php">Two elderly women were staring at the numbers ofthe floors listed above the #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 10:23 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Two elderly women were staring at the numbers ofthe floors listed above the #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1669.php">BoyFriend Why didnt you give me anything for my birthdayGirlFriend You told #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 08:48 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">BoyFriend Why didnt you give me anything for my birthdayGirlFriend You told #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9061.php">What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebrationA party lin #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 08:33 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebrationA party lin #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7652.php">Q What is the difference between a banjo and a chain sawA A chain saw has a #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 08:33 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q What is the difference between a banjo and a chain sawA A chain saw has a #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2835.php">Father Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your reportSon Maybe I concentrated too mu #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 08:19 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Father Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your reportSon Maybe I concentrated too mu #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="19" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5927.php">After interviewing a particularly shortspoken job candidate I described the #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 21 May 2015 07:25 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">After interviewing a particularly shortspoken job candidate I described the #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td 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Hey Look #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#19">Cannibal Mom mom Ive been eating a missionary and I feel sick Mom Well you #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#20">How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulbNone theyd rather keep t #IMAGES </a> </li> </ul> <table id="itemcontentlist"> <tr xmlns=""> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="1" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6727.php">Whats a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriendIts a dead lett #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 09:20 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Whats a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriendIts a dead lett #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="2" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4328.php">A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and thedalmati #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 07:21 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and thedalmati #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="3" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4950.php">What did the fish do when his piano sounded oddHe called the piano tuna #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 07:08 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What did the fish do when his piano sounded oddHe called the piano tuna #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9678.php">Where did the witch get her furniture From the ideal gnome exhibition #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 05:18 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Where did the witch get her furniture From the ideal gnome exhibition #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="5" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2730.php">Why do tomcats fight Because they like raising a stink #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 05:02 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why do tomcats fight Because they like raising a stink #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="6" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7370.php">How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20000 fathomsDrop him #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 04:18 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20000 fathomsDrop him #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="7" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2662.php">What would you have if your cars motor was in flamesA fire engine #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 04:01 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What would you have if your cars motor was in flamesA fire engine #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="8" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_592.php">Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip They h #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 03:44 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip They h #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9897.php">Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as aslip and slide #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 02:41 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as aslip and slide #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3314.php">Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 02:11 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5765.php">Two guys were out hunting but they werent getting any ducks What do you thi #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 12:50 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Two guys were out hunting but they werent getting any ducks What do you thi #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2008.php">Q What is the difference between blondes and traffic signsA Some traffic si #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 11:15 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q What is the difference between blondes and traffic signsA Some traffic si #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2123.php">All Aboard by Abel Seamann #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 10:21 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">All Aboard by Abel Seamann #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1500.php">A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 08:36 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2956.php">Q How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulbA NoneHell only #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 08:27 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulbA NoneHell only #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5362.php">Customer Why doesnt my hairline look goodBarber Its on the same old head #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 06:59 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Customer Why doesnt my hairline look goodBarber Its on the same old head #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5048.php">Mom Fred there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now the #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 06:57 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Mom Fred there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now the #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3164.php">What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass Hey Look #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 06:47 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass Hey Look #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="19" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2381.php">Cannibal Mom mom Ive been eating a missionary and I feel sick Mom Well you #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 06:42 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Cannibal Mom mom Ive been eating a missionary and I feel sick Mom Well you #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="20" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6708.php">How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulbNone theyd rather keep t #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 20 May 2015 05:58 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulbNone theyd rather keep t #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> </table> <table 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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17948765403556417782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836791236514828044.post-38793710796607671722015-05-19T21:32:00.001-07:002015-05-19T21:32:08.042-07:00MySLyWeb<style type="text/css"> h1 a:hover {background-color:#888;color:#fff ! important;} div#emailbody table#itemcontentlist tr td div ul { list-style-type:square; padding-left:1em; } div#emailbody table#itemcontentlist tr td div blockquote { padding-left:6px; border-left: 6px solid #dadada; margin-left:1em; } div#emailbody table#itemcontentlist tr td div li { margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:1em; } table#itemcontentlist tr td a:link, table#itemcontentlist tr td a:visited, table#itemcontentlist tr td a:active, ul#summarylist li a { color:#000099; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none; } img {border:none;} </style> <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" id="emailbody" style="margin:0 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</li> <li> <a href="#14">Ive got trouble with the wife again she came into the bar looking for me a #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#15">Hello police Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away Sorr #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#16">What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel Im #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#17">Q What do blondes eat to increase their breast sizeA Silicone chips #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#18">Teacher What can you tell me about the Dead SeaPupil Dead I didnt even know #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#19">First Caribou What wellknown cartoon character do moths like a hole lotSeco #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#20">One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attemptsto earn some mo #IMAGES </a> </li> </ul> <table id="itemcontentlist"> <tr xmlns=""> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="1" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7115.php">Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fightsAnd how long have you had thi #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 07:53 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fightsAnd how long have you had thi #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="2" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7652.php">Q What is the difference between a banjo and a chain sawA A chain saw has a #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 07:09 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q What is the difference between a banjo and a chain sawA A chain saw has a #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="3" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5385.php">Q Why are brunettes so proud of their hair A It matches their mustaches #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 07:05 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q Why are brunettes so proud of their hair A It matches their mustaches #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8892.php">Golfer Ive played so poorly all day I think Im going to go drown myself in #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 06:35 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Golfer Ive played so poorly all day I think Im going to go drown myself in #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="5" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7189.php">A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 05:47 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="6" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2555.php">Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains He had to keep #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 04:53 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains He had to keep #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="7" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9021.php">Why are false teeth like starsBecause they come out at night #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 03:59 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why are false teeth like starsBecause they come out at night #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="8" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3252.php">Where do Danish cows come from Cowpenhagenf #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 02:10 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Where do Danish cows come from Cowpenhagenf #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5718.php">Do you love meOf courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 01:44 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Do you love meOf courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8459.php">The outofwork newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 01:42 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">The outofwork newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5405.php">When were King Arthurs army too tired to fight When they had lots of sleepl #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 01:06 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">When were King Arthurs army too tired to fight When they had lots of sleepl #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6565.php">Knock KnockWhos there Callas Callas who Callas should be removed by a podia #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 12:08 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Knock KnockWhos there Callas Callas who Callas should be removed by a podia #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4425.php">Whats grey and lights up An electric elephant #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 11:15 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Whats grey and lights up An electric elephant #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6862.php">Ive got trouble with the wife again she came into the bar looking for me a #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 19 May 2015 10:16 AM PDT</p> <div 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style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 18 May 2015 06:45 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window Cruise S #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="8" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1324.php">There is a new Barbie doll on the market Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie one o #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 18 May 2015 06:29 PM PDT</p> <div 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style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3131.php">Did you hear about the snobby cowShe thought she was a cutlet above the res #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 18 May 2015 04:22 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Did you hear about the snobby cowShe thought she was a cutlet above the res #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9924.php">YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH 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0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 17 May 2015 11:08 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why did the farmer put his cow on the scalesHe wanted to see how much the m #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8034.php">Q How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb A One liberal and #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 17 May 2015 10:51 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb A One liberal and #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5731.php">Q Why did the haunted house not like rain A Because it dampened his spirits #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 17 May 2015 09:57 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q Why did the haunted house not like rain A Because it dampened his spirits #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="19" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2220.php">How did the jury find the hamburgerGrillty as charred #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 17 May 2015 09:34 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">How did the jury find the hamburgerGrillty as charred #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="20" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2864.php">What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roofTired arms #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 17 May 2015 08:52 AM PDT</p> 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id="emailbody" style="margin:0 2em;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;"> <table style="border:0;padding:0;margin:0;width:100%"> <tr> <td style="vertical-align:top" width="99%"> <h1 style="margin:0;padding-bottom:6px;"> <a style="color:#888;font-size:22px;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/" title="(http://www.myslyweb.com/)">MySLyWeb</a> </h1> </td> <td width="1%" /> </tr> </table> <hr style="border:1px solid #ccc;padding:0;margin:0" /> <ul style="clear:both;padding:0 0 0 1.2em;width:100%" id="summarylist"> <li> <a href="#1">Well Mrs OConnor so you want a divorce the solicitor questioned his client #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#2">What does an aardvark keep in his aquariumAn aardshark #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#3">Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#4">What do you call a crazy chicken A 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#IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#14">What do you call a highpriced barber shopA clip joint #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#15">What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish Tweetie Pie #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#16">Personally I like to stay and read the credits When the last scene of Titan #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#17">Q Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker A A dressmaker tu #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#18">What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rinkA slipped disk #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#19">What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loudA herd of stampeding aardvarks #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#20">Steve is going on an ocean cruise and he tells his doctor thathes worried a #IMAGES </a> </li> </ul> <table id="itemcontentlist"> <tr xmlns=""> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="1" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6769.php">Well Mrs OConnor so you want a divorce the solicitor questioned his client #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 08:43 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Well Mrs OConnor so you want a divorce the solicitor questioned his client #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="2" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_18.php">What does an aardvark keep in his aquariumAn aardshark #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 07:58 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What does an aardvark keep in his aquariumAn aardshark #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="3" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9892.php">Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 05:49 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1563.php">What do you call a crazy chicken A cuckoo cluck #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 05:29 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you call a crazy chicken A cuckoo cluck #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="5" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6913.php">Moe My wife converted me to religionJoe ReallyMoe Yes Until I married her I #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 04:58 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Moe My wife converted me to religionJoe ReallyMoe Yes Until I married her I #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="6" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7963.php">What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes A swine gut #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 04:47 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes A swine gut #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="7" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3315.php">The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed W #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 03:38 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed W #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="8" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1996.php">Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 03:37 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4116.php">What did the cowboy say when the bear ate LassieWell doggone #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 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style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5476.php">Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitudeHe always said Neigh #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 01:03 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitudeHe always said Neigh #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8846.php">Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer mar #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 12:43 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer mar #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7919.php">Why are pigs such early risers Did you ever try to shut off a rooster #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 12:07 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why are pigs such early risers Did you ever try to shut off a rooster #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5366.php">What do you call a highpriced barber shopA clip joint #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 11:27 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you call a highpriced barber shopA clip joint #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1550.php">What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish Tweetie Pie #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 16 May 2015 11:17 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish Tweetie Pie #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2636.php">Personally I like to stay and read the credits When the last scene of Titan #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 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name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2944.php">Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie He said it was too tight #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 13 May 2015 02:03 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie He said it was too tight #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_834.php">Why is brassiere singular and panties plural #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 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do you get from a shortlegged cow Dragon milk #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2873.php">Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball It was a moth ball #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 13 May 2015 10:41 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball It was a moth ball #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7947.php">Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors Because he wants to play in the Pig L #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 13 May 2015 08:55 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors Because he wants to play in the Pig L #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5708.php">After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex Concern #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 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style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 08:57 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why dont sheep shrink when it rains #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8438.php">Girl How much is a soft drink Waitress Fifty centsGirl How much is refill W #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 08:32 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Girl How 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style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8473.php">Policeman Why didnt you check your speedometerDriver It broke when I hit 10 #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 07:45 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Policeman Why didnt you check your speedometerDriver It broke when I hit 10 #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="7" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6785.php">young couple were on their honeymoon The husband was sitting in the bathroo #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 04:56 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">young couple were on their honeymoon The husband was sitting in the bathroo #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="8" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4954.php">What will santa bring your fish this christmasA scale letrix #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 04:10 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What will santa bring your fish this 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href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5161.php">Who did the ghost invite to his party Anyone he could dig up #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 03:40 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Who did the ghost invite to his party Anyone he could dig up #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6617.php">Knock KnockWhos there Chloe Chloe who Chloes Encounters of the Third Kind #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 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<tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4318.php">Why did the dog jump into the seaHe wanted to chase the catfish #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 02:30 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why did the dog jump into the seaHe wanted to chase the catfish #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4433.php">Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper You cant make #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 02:05 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Whats the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper You cant make #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7996.php">Q Why are there more jokes about Waco than JonestownA The punch lines were #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 11:30 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q Why are there more jokes about Waco than JonestownA The punch lines were #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1465.php">Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill but making heavy weather of it #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 10:10 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill but making heavy weather of it #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9691.php">Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdustThe vulture #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 09:34 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdustThe vulture #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1606.php">Why do parrots carry umbrellasSo they dont become pollysaturated #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 08:49 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why do parrots carry umbrellasSo they dont become pollysaturated #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="19" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8401.php">Is there a GodA billion Hindus cant be wrong #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 07:28 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Is there a GodA billion Hindus cant be wrong #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="20" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3880.php">Q Why is being in the military like a blow jobA The closer you get to disch #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 12 May 2015 07:23 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q Why is being in the military like a blow jobA The closer you get to disch #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> </table> <table style="border-top:1px solid 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href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5370.php">Why was the ladys hair angryBecause she was always teasing it #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 08:33 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why was the ladys hair angryBecause she was always teasing it #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="2" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9910.php">Yo Mamas so fat that while shes sits on the beach the lifeguard comes up to #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 07:55 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Yo Mamas so fat that while shes sits on the beach the lifeguard comes up to #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="3" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2889.php">Father Christmas Excuse me but did I step on your toes on my way out to get #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 07:30 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Father Christmas Excuse me but did I step on your toes on my way out to get #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2970.php">Q How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle in BosniaA Hes got his #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 07:18 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Q How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle in BosniaA Hes got his #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="5" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5216.php">Do you know a favourite expression used by the GorillasApesy daisy #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 06:57 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Do you know a favourite expression used by the GorillasApesy daisy #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="6" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5998.php">What did one flea say to the other after a night out Shall we walk home or #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 06:05 PM PDT</p> <div 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style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2487.php">Why did the doughnut maker retire He was fed up with the hole business #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 05:42 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why did the doughnut maker retire He was fed up with the hole business #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6978.php">There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 05:06 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8701.php">What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent A snake in the brass #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 04:56 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent A snake in the brass #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6946.php">She was two thirds married onceWhat do you mean Well she turned up the Mins #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 04:22 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">She was two thirds married onceWhat do you mean Well she turned up the Mins #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Play_papas-hot-doggeria.php">Papa's Hot Doggeria Strategy #GAMES Strategy #Play #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 03:36 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Papa's Hot Doggeria Strategy #GAMES Strategy #Play #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2528.php">Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways He is told to meet the insp #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 03:00 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways He is told to meet the insp #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5611.php">After a visit to the circus Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and m #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 02:54 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">After a visit to the circus Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and m #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4111.php">What do you call a nutty dog in Australia A dingoling #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 01:52 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you call a nutty dog in Australia A dingoling #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3094.php">What is the second stupidest thing in the world An Arkansas architectural s #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 01:33 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What is the second stupidest thing in the world An Arkansas architectural s #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6528.php">Knock KnockWhos there Bridget Bridget who London Bridget is falling down fa #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 12:06 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Knock KnockWhos there Bridget Bridget who London Bridget is falling down fa #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5020.php">Have you got any broken biscuits Yes I have Well you shouldnt be so clumsy #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 09 May 2015 11:29 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Have you got any broken biscuits Yes I have Well you shouldnt be so clumsy #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td 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but somebody #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#12">Id like to buy a bed please Certainly madam Spring mattressOh no I want to #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#13">Knock KnockWhos there Ben and AnnaBen and Anna who Ben and Anna split #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#14">What is the difference between a thief and a church bellOne steals from the #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#15">What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day A fortycarrot wedding ring #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#16">What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire A very witch pe #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#17">A man drinking at the bar for three hours yells at the bartender for anothe #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#18">yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#19">My sisters a really bad driver What makes you say that Every time she goes #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#20">A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a #IMAGES </a> </li> </ul> <table id="itemcontentlist"> <tr xmlns=""> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="1" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6160.php">Why do you keep going back to that fishing websiteI cant help it Im hooked #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 08:34 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why do you keep going back to that fishing websiteI cant help it Im hooked #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="2" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_443.php">A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales The teacher said it was phy #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 08:18 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales The teacher said it was phy #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="3" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1960.php">A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match f #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 07:19 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match f #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6715.php">What kind of clothes do lawyers wearLawsuits #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 06:36 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What kind of clothes do lawyers wearLawsuits #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="5" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5827.php">Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 04:52 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="6" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2296.php">Why are hamburgers essential to footballBecause the game is played on a gri #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 04:41 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why are hamburgers essential to footballBecause the game is played on a gri #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="7" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4904.php">One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach with his fishing pole pr #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 03:25 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach with his fishing pole pr #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="8" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3771.php">If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love The swallow #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 03:24 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love The swallow #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_5424.php">Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 03:01 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="10" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2949.php">Why is it so cold at ChristmasIts in Decembrrrrr #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 02:17 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Why is it so cold at ChristmasIts in Decembrrrrr #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9689.php">What did the witch say to the ugly toad Id put a curse on you but somebody #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 01:58 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What did the witch say to the ugly toad Id put a curse on you but somebody #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1430.php">Id like to buy a bed please Certainly madam Spring mattressOh no I want to #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 01:21 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Id like to buy a bed please Certainly madam Spring mattressOh no I want to #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="13" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6465.php">Knock KnockWhos there Ben and AnnaBen and Anna who Ben and Anna split #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 01:14 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Knock KnockWhos there Ben and AnnaBen and Anna who Ben and Anna split #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3345.php">What is the difference between a thief and a church bellOne steals from the #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 01:05 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What is the difference between a thief and a church bellOne steals from the #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_8206.php">What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day A fortycarrot wedding ring #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 12:32 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day A fortycarrot wedding ring #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_390.php">What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire A very witch pe #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 12:32 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire A very witch pe #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1182.php">A man drinking at the bar for three hours yells at the bartender for anothe #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 12:07 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A man drinking at the bar for three hours yells at the bartender for anothe #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_9948.php">yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 11:44 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="19" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2579.php">My sisters a really bad driver What makes you say that Every time she goes #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 11:33 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">My sisters a really bad driver What makes you say that Every time she goes #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="20" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2832.php">A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 08 May 2015 11:23 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> </table> <table 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He walks #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#14">QHow is a heart like a musicianAThey both have a beat #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#15">What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someonePopular #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#16">There is a new Barbie doll on the market Avalanche Barbie buried in 16 fee #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#17">A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets The boy behind the counter #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#18">Discipline in the Homeby Wilma ChildBegood #IMAGES </a> </li> <li> <a href="#19">One day at a busy airport the passengers on a commercial airliner are seate #IMAGES </a> </li> </ul> <table id="itemcontentlist"> <tr xmlns=""> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="1" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_3971.php">Doctor Doctor some days I feel like a teepee and other days I feel like a w #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 06 May 2015 09:23 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Doctor Doctor some days I feel like a teepee and other days I feel like a w #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="2" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2148.php">The Best Day Everby Trudy Light #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 06 May 2015 08:10 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">The Best Day Everby Trudy Light #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="3" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_6183.php">Have you seen wwwveryangrycomNo AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 06 May 2015 08:08 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Have you seen wwwveryangrycomNo AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="4" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4855.php">FARMER Did 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<p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 06 May 2015 05:05 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">There were three guys a Torontonian an American and a Newfoundlander They w #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="9" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1871.php">Q What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learningA A visitor #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 06 May 2015 03:34 PM PDT</p> <div 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style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="11" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1993.php">One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool There w #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 06 May 2015 03:05 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool There w #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="12" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_4428.php">What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants The tusk 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style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">At the end of the night a man leaves the bar Outside he sees a nun He walks #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="14" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_7699.php">QHow is a heart like a musicianAThey both have a beat #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 06 May 2015 12:56 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">QHow is a heart like a musicianAThey both have a beat #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="15" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_869.php">What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someonePopular #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 06 May 2015 12:00 PM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someonePopular #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="16" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1291.php">There is a new Barbie doll on the market Avalanche Barbie buried in 16 fee #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 06 May 2015 10:26 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">There is a new Barbie doll on the market Avalanche Barbie buried in 16 fee #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="17" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1400.php">A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets The boy behind the counter #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 06 May 2015 10:08 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets The boy behind the counter #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="18" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_2160.php">Discipline in the Homeby Wilma ChildBegood #IMAGES </a> </p> <p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"> <span>Posted:</span> 06 May 2015 09:46 AM PDT</p> <div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;">Discipline in the Homeby Wilma ChildBegood #PIC #FUNNY for social networks </div> </td> </tr> <tr> <td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"> <p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"> <a name="19" style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,Sans-Serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://www.myslyweb.com/Joke_1045.php">One day at a busy 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