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• Q Whats a cats second favorite food A Spacatti
• Whats a big game hunter Someone whos lost his way to the match
• Knock KnockWhos there Amanda Amanda who Amanda the table
• Dr Frankenstein Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will
• What does the dentist of the year getA little plaque
• What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to ParisApe Suzettes
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• What kind of money do polar bears use Ice lolly
• Did you hear the joke about the skunkNever mind it stinks
• Why was the ladys hair angryBecause she was always teasing it
• Who won the Monster Beauty Contest No one
• Q What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best inA A noose
• What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree A catalogue
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• How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster On a piece rate
• Why are you eating a banana with the skin on Oh its all right I know whats
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• What do you call an alien starship that drips water A crying saucer
• Teacher You copies from Freds exam paper didnt youPupil How did you knowTea
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• How many men does it take to make popcornFour one to hold the pot and three
• Patient It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth
• Whats the chilliest ground in the premiershipCold Trafford
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• Q Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door A To win the nobell p
• Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fightsAnd how long have you had thi
• One day Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner As soon as the waiter
• What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerangA smell that keeps comi
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• What do you do if your bank account stops workingThrow the guy out of the h
• Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito Because an itch in time
• Knock KnockWhos there Argo Argo who Argo down to the beach for my holidays
• Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunchAs they read the me
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• What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roofTired arms
• Q Why are brunettes so proud of their hair A It matches their mustaches
• Knock KnockWhos there Catskills Catskills who Catskills mice
• My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself
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• Eddies father called up to him Eddie if you dont stop playing that trumpet
• Q Whats musical and handy in a supermarketA A Chopin Liszt
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• How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20000 fathomsDrop him
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• My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines
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• Knock KnockWhos there Aleta Aleta who Aleta from the tax man
• Q Whats the best way to force a man to do sit upsA Put the remote control b
• Q What is the difference between a banjo and a chain sawA A chain saw has a
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• What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in sharks mouthsLefty
• Knock KnockWhos there Catskills Catskills who Catskills mice
• What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food
• How do nuns surf the web On the Hymnternet
• QWhy did the cookie go to the doctorA He was feeling crummy
• An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being giv
• Waiter on ocean liner Would you like the menu sir Monster No thanks just br
• Why did the ghost go to the funfair He wanted to go on the rollerghoster
• What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super BowlIts PANdemoni
• Why is the monsters football pitch wetBecause the players keep dribbling on

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