Sunday, 14 September 2014

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothe Graphics codes and more

A cattleman from West Texas died went on to the Great Beyond As he approac

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A cattleman from West Texas died went on to the Great Beyond As he approac Graphics codes and more

How did the jury find the hamburgerGrillty as charred

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Who is the greatest painter of this century Pigcasso

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Fred Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back Harry Pity its not on

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Fred Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back Harry Pity its not on Graphics codes and more

Two gas company servicemen a senior training supervisor and a young trainee

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Two gas company servicemen a senior training supervisor and a young trainee Graphics codes and more

After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex Concern

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After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex Concern Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Cologne Cologne who Cologne me names wont help

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Knock KnockWhos there Cologne Cologne who Cologne me names wont help Graphics codes and more

What did the little kid do with the dead batteryHe buried it

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What did the little kid do with the dead batteryHe buried it Graphics codes and more

Yomoma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

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Yomoma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck Graphics codes and more

Saturday, 13 September 2014

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What is the Ape monsters nameGodzilla Gorilla

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What is the Ape monsters nameGodzilla Gorilla Graphics codes and more

What did the dentist say to the golferYou have a hole in one

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What did the dentist say to the golferYou have a hole in one Graphics codes and more

Q Why is a dogs nose in the middle of its face A Because its the scenter

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Knock KnockWhos there Aramis Aramis who Aramistery

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Knock KnockWhos there Aramis Aramis who Aramistery Graphics codes and more

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team The ghoulscorer

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team The ghoulscorer Graphics codes and more

Teacher Now class whatever I ask I want you to all answer at once How much

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Teacher Now class whatever I ask I want you to all answer at once How much Graphics codes and more

Henrys son David burst into the house crying His mother asked him what the

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Henrys son David burst into the house crying His mother asked him what the Graphics codes and more

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat You use a spirit level

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat You use a spirit level Graphics codes and more

Q What is the difference between a viola and a trampolineA You take off you

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Q What is the difference between a viola and a trampolineA You take off you Graphics codes and more

Q Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired A Because he couldnt keep his calv

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Q Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired A Because he couldnt keep his calv Graphics codes and more

Friday, 12 September 2014

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It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to th

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It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to th Graphics codes and more

Q How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb

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A motorist ran into a shop Do you own a black and white cat he asked No rep

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A motorist ran into a shop Do you own a black and white cat he asked No rep Graphics codes and more

Q How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of BiologyA

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A woman got on a bus holding a babyThe bus driver said Thats the ugliest ba

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A woman got on a bus holding a babyThe bus driver said Thats the ugliest ba Graphics codes and more

How many Dependent PD does to take to change a lightbulbNone hes still clin

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How many Dependent PD does to take to change a lightbulbNone hes still clin Graphics codes and more

A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when t

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A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when t Graphics codes and more

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit BullMarry her

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit BullMarry her Graphics codes and more

Q What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHA A blonde going through

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Q What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHA A blonde going through Graphics codes and more

What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candlesThe fire de

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What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candlesThe fire de Graphics codes and more

Thursday, 11 September 2014

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Doctor Doctor I think Im a bellTake these and if it doesnt help give me a r

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Doctor Doctor I think Im a bellTake these and if it doesnt help give me a r Graphics codes and more

What does an educated owl sayWhom

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What does an educated owl sayWhom Graphics codes and more

Q Why is a blonde like AustraliaA Theyre both down under and no one cares

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Q Why is a blonde like AustraliaA Theyre both down under and no one cares Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Adeline Adeline who Adeline extra to the letter

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Knock KnockWhos there Adeline Adeline who Adeline extra to the letter Graphics codes and more

How do Iranians speak on the telephonePersiantoPersian persontoperson

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How do Iranians speak on the telephonePersiantoPersian persontoperson Graphics codes and more

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors Because he wants to play in the Pig L

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors Because he wants to play in the Pig L Graphics codes and more

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake Your teeth

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake Your teeth Graphics codes and more

The big bangby Dina Mite

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The big bangby Dina Mite Graphics codes and more

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the InternetClick Whittington

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the InternetClick Whittington Graphics codes and more

When do clocks dieWhen their time is up

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When do clocks dieWhen their time is up Graphics codes and more

Wednesday, 10 September 2014

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My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself

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My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser Radio waves

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser Radio waves Graphics codes and more

Out in Kansas tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation and without warni

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Out in Kansas tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation and without warni Graphics codes and more

Doctor doctor I keep thinking Im a pythonOh you cant get round me like that

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Doctor doctor I keep thinking Im a pythonOh you cant get round me like that Graphics codes and more

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant When its a baby elephant

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant When its a baby elephant Graphics codes and more

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry A pig pig

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What do you call a pig in a steel foundry A pig pig Graphics codes and more

Once a programmer drowned in the sea Many Marines where at that time on the

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Once a programmer drowned in the sea Many Marines where at that time on the Graphics codes and more

The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed W

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The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed W Graphics codes and more

What did the bumble bee striker say Hive scored

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What did the bumble bee striker say Hive scored Graphics codes and more

What do you do if you see a blue banana Try to cheer it up

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What do you do if you see a blue banana Try to cheer it up Graphics codes and more

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

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How many men does it take to open a beer None It should be opened by the t

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How many men does it take to open a beer None It should be opened by the t Graphics codes and more

While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a

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While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Graphics codes and more

Where do cows like to ride on trainsIn the cowboose

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Where do cows like to ride on trainsIn the cowboose Graphics codes and more

Tell me said the hiker to the local farmer will this pathway take me to the

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Tell me said the hiker to the local farmer will this pathway take me to the Graphics codes and more

If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by li

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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by li Graphics codes and more

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs A pig tail

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs A pig tail Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Berlin Berlin who Berlin maiden over

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Knock KnockWhos there Berlin Berlin who Berlin maiden over Graphics codes and more

Ive been invited to an avoidance An avoidance Whats that Its a dance for pe

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Ive been invited to an avoidance An avoidance Whats that Its a dance for pe Graphics codes and more

Have you seen wwwquicksandcomYes but it hasnt sunk in yet

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Have you seen wwwquicksandcomYes but it hasnt sunk in yet Graphics codes and more

A businessman was confused about a bill he had received sohe asked his secr

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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received sohe asked his secr Graphics codes and more

Monday, 8 September 2014

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Why didnt the female frog lay eggs Because her husband spawned her affecti

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Why didnt the female frog lay eggs Because her husband spawned her affecti Graphics codes and more

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin There was some money in the kitt

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin There was some money in the kitt Graphics codes and more

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends a college student le

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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends a college student le Graphics codes and more

A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy d

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A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy d Graphics codes and more

What dance do you do when summer is overTango tan go

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What dance do you do when summer is overTango tan go Graphics codes and more

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to

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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to Graphics codes and more

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a sho

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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a sho Graphics codes and more

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathwa

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A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathwa Graphics codes and more

Whats a moo hoo for a cattle dinner Cow chow

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Whats a moo hoo for a cattle dinner Cow chow Graphics codes and more

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath The scum of the e

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What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath The scum of the e Graphics codes and more