Sunday, 5 October 2014

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How do you make a glow worm happy Cut off his tail hell be delighted

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How do you make a glow worm happy Cut off his tail hell be delighted Graphics codes and more

Customer Waiter this soup tastes funny Waiter So laugh sir

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Customer Waiter this soup tastes funny Waiter So laugh sir Graphics codes and more

When not in stores Republicans shop from a catalog Democrats watch for incr

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When not in stores Republicans shop from a catalog Democrats watch for incr Graphics codes and more

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton His partner arr

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A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton His partner arr Graphics codes and more

Salesman This jug is genuine Indian potteryCustomer But it says Made in Cle

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Salesman This jug is genuine Indian potteryCustomer But it says Made in Cle Graphics codes and more

If a crocodile makes shoes what does a banana make Slippers

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If a crocodile makes shoes what does a banana make Slippers Graphics codes and more

Prosecutor Mr Clinton did you have an improper relationship withMonica Lewi

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Prosecutor Mr Clinton did you have an improper relationship withMonica Lewi Graphics codes and more

Q What do you call 3 blondes a chimp and another blonde standing on a stree

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Q What do you call 3 blondes a chimp and another blonde standing on a stree Graphics codes and more

Steve is going on an ocean cruise and he tells his doctor thathes worried a

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Steve is going on an ocean cruise and he tells his doctor thathes worried a Graphics codes and more

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet He wanted to have a birthday pott

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet He wanted to have a birthday pott Graphics codes and more

Saturday, 4 October 2014

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Patient Doctor I think I swallowed a pillowDoctor How do you feelPatient A

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Patient Doctor I think I swallowed a pillowDoctor How do you feelPatient A Graphics codes and more

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a

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A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Bill Bill who Billtup area

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Knock KnockWhos there Bill Bill who Billtup area Graphics codes and more

Mayne and Willard two idiots were in a rowboat on a lake fishing Suddenly t

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Mayne and Willard two idiots were in a rowboat on a lake fishing Suddenly t Graphics codes and more

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate LassieWell doggone

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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate LassieWell doggone Graphics codes and more

What are the three fastest means of communication Internet telephone telawo

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What are the three fastest means of communication Internet telephone telawo Graphics codes and more

Knock knock Whos there Baby Owl Baby Owl who Baby Owl see you later baby no

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Knock knock Whos there Baby Owl Baby Owl who Baby Owl see you later baby no Graphics codes and more

My husband and I divorced over religious differencesHe thought he was God a

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My husband and I divorced over religious differencesHe thought he was God a Graphics codes and more

Q How did the blonde die drinking milkA The cow fell on her

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Q How did the blonde die drinking milkA The cow fell on her Graphics codes and more

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer Poison by Christian Dior

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer Poison by Christian Dior Graphics codes and more

Friday, 3 October 2014

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Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today No Is there

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Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today No Is there Graphics codes and more

Q Why cant Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his cri

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Q Why cant Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his cri Graphics codes and more

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day The girl approaches

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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day The girl approaches Graphics codes and more

Customer It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down H

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Customer It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down H Graphics codes and more

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian borderThe Italian

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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian borderThe Italian Graphics codes and more

Q How did a blind girl burn her fingersA Reading the waffle iron

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Q How did a blind girl burn her fingersA Reading the waffle iron Graphics codes and more

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man399 a minute

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man399 a minute Graphics codes and more

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry Graphics codes and more

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in commonTheyre mar

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in commonTheyre mar Graphics codes and more

Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor Stakely came rushin

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Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor Stakely came rushin Graphics codes and more

Thursday, 2 October 2014

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A little boy at a wedding looks at his mom and says Mommy why does the girl

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A little boy at a wedding looks at his mom and says Mommy why does the girl Graphics codes and more

How can you avoid falling hairGet out of the way

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How can you avoid falling hairGet out of the way Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the vampire who got married He proposed to his girlfiend

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Did you hear about the vampire who got married He proposed to his girlfiend Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about Mike Tysons horseIt got angry and bit at the champ

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Did you hear about Mike Tysons horseIt got angry and bit at the champ Graphics codes and more

Q Whats got four legs and no earsA Mike Tysons dog

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Q Whats got four legs and no earsA Mike Tysons dog Graphics codes and more

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill but making heavy weather of it

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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill but making heavy weather of it Graphics codes and more

In what school subjects does the teacher say Well done hamburgersA wide ran

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In what school subjects does the teacher say Well done hamburgersA wide ran Graphics codes and more

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign Clean WashroomHe cleaned it

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign Clean WashroomHe cleaned it Graphics codes and more

The patient shook his doctors hand in gratitude and said Since we are the b

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The patient shook his doctors hand in gratitude and said Since we are the b Graphics codes and more

Why do actors like snooker hallsBecause thats where they get their best cue

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Why do actors like snooker hallsBecause thats where they get their best cue Graphics codes and more

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

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Q How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulbA 100 One to do it a

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Q How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulbA 100 One to do it a Graphics codes and more

Mrs Saggy Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week Mrs Baggy Tried to

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Mrs Saggy Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week Mrs Baggy Tried to Graphics codes and more

A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper

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A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper Graphics codes and more

What does a snowman eat for dinner Iceburgers

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What does a snowman eat for dinner Iceburgers Graphics codes and more

Im suffering from bad breath You should do something about itI did I just s

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Im suffering from bad breath You should do something about itI did I just s Graphics codes and more

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb Just one but it

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb Just one but it Graphics codes and more

Doctor Doctor my son has swallowed my pen what should I doUse a pencil till

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Doctor Doctor my son has swallowed my pen what should I doUse a pencil till Graphics codes and more

There is a new Barbie doll on the market Circus Clown Barbie complete with

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Circus Clown Barbie complete with Graphics codes and more

Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a po

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Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a po Graphics codes and more

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on A horse

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on A horse Graphics codes and more

Tuesday, 30 September 2014

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What looks like a dog sounds like a dog eats like a dog but isnt a dogA pup

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What looks like a dog sounds like a dog eats like a dog but isnt a dogA pup Graphics codes and more

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother For smoking in bed

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother For smoking in bed Graphics codes and more

Tysons psychologist told Mike to take a year off he obviously misunderstood

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Tysons psychologist told Mike to take a year off he obviously misunderstood Graphics codes and more

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said Sir do you

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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said Sir do you Graphics codes and more

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me and I decided to teach h

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My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me and I decided to teach h Graphics codes and more

The cavalryman was galloping down the road rushing to catch up with his reg

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The cavalryman was galloping down the road rushing to catch up with his reg Graphics codes and more

Q What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common A They both lo

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Q What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common A They both lo Graphics codes and more

Waiter are there snails on the menu Yes sir they must have escaped from the

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Waiter are there snails on the menu Yes sir they must have escaped from the Graphics codes and more

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen A viper

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen A viper Graphics codes and more

Why was Cinderella able to surf the webBecause he footman turned into a mou

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the webBecause he footman turned into a mou Graphics codes and more

Monday, 29 September 2014

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed When your nose tou

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed When your nose tou Graphics codes and more

So you are distantly related to the family next door are youYes their dog i

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So you are distantly related to the family next door are youYes their dog i Graphics codes and more

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche At a ghastly station

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche At a ghastly station Graphics codes and more

The husband was not home at his usual hour and the wife was fuming as the c

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The husband was not home at his usual hour and the wife was fuming as the c Graphics codes and more

Beginning Magicby Beatrix Star

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Beginning Magicby Beatrix Star Graphics codes and more

You mamas so skinny she can hang glide with a dorito

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You mamas so skinny she can hang glide with a dorito Graphics codes and more

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white sq

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white sq Graphics codes and more

One day while a blonde was out driving her car she ran into a truck The tru

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One day while a blonde was out driving her car she ran into a truck The tru Graphics codes and more

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner One says to

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Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner One says to Graphics codes and more

After a visit to the circus Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and m

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After a visit to the circus Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and m Graphics codes and more