Thursday, 21 August 2014

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Teacher Ill call you Fred Smith thenPupil My dad wont like thatTeacher Why

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Teacher Ill call you Fred Smith thenPupil My dad wont like thatTeacher Why Graphics codes and more

What is the definition of a goose An animal that grows down as it grows up

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What is the definition of a goose An animal that grows down as it grows up Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Bull Bull who Bull the chain when your done

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Knock KnockWhos there Bull Bull who Bull the chain when your done Graphics codes and more

Where do footballers dance At a football

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Where do footballers dance At a football Graphics codes and more

Q How does a blonde kill a wormA She burys it

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Q How does a blonde kill a wormA She burys it Graphics codes and more

What song to snakes like to sing Viva Aspana

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What song to snakes like to sing Viva Aspana Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell Addercadabra an

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell Addercadabra an Graphics codes and more

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met

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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met Graphics codes and more

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy The insurance agent

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The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy The insurance agent Graphics codes and more

Why was the lightning grilled on the stoveTo make heat lightning

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Why was the lightning grilled on the stoveTo make heat lightning Graphics codes and more

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

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What does an octopus wear on a cold dayA coat of arms

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What does an octopus wear on a cold dayA coat of arms Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Cs Cs who Cs the day

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Knock KnockWhos there Cs Cs who Cs the day Graphics codes and more

A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway But as time went by the traffic slo

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A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway But as time went by the traffic slo Graphics codes and more

How can if you have a stupid dog It chases parked cars

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How can if you have a stupid dog It chases parked cars Graphics codes and more

My computer made a funny sound the other dayOf course Ive never heard it ge

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My computer made a funny sound the other dayOf course Ive never heard it ge Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework A firequaker

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework A firequaker Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Czech Czech who Czech before you open the door

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Knock KnockWhos there Czech Czech who Czech before you open the door Graphics codes and more

Waiter theres a fly in my soupCouldnt be sir The cook used them all in the

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Waiter theres a fly in my soupCouldnt be sir The cook used them all in the Graphics codes and more

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven God comes and says I want the me

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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven God comes and says I want the me Graphics codes and more

Why was the mother flea so unhappyAll her children had gone to the dogs

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Why was the mother flea so unhappyAll her children had gone to the dogs Graphics codes and more

Tuesday, 19 August 2014

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we dont do livestock

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we dont do livestock Graphics codes and more

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine Hamburger

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine Hamburger Graphics codes and more

Why do vampires hate arguments Because they make themselves cross

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Why do vampires hate arguments Because they make themselves cross Graphics codes and more

What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pubA barredvark

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What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pubA barredvark Graphics codes and more

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant A tusky

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What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant A tusky Graphics codes and more

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost He reduces his

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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost He reduces his Graphics codes and more

Whats a parrots favourite songI love Parrots in the Springtime

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Whats a parrots favourite songI love Parrots in the Springtime Graphics codes and more

At the airport for a business trip I settled down to wait for the boarding

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At the airport for a business trip I settled down to wait for the boarding Graphics codes and more

Two women who are dog owners are arguing which dog is smarterFirst woman My

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Two women who are dog owners are arguing which dog is smarterFirst woman My Graphics codes and more

A cargo plane is in midflight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door

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A cargo plane is in midflight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door Graphics codes and more

Monday, 18 August 2014

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A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain roadA woman was driving do

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A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain roadA woman was driving do Graphics codes and more

Q What is the best recording of the Walton viola concertoA Music Minus One

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Q What is the best recording of the Walton viola concertoA Music Minus One Graphics codes and more

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to AmericaOn their feet

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to AmericaOn their feet Graphics codes and more

A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to f

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A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to f Graphics codes and more

Easter is approaching Father OMaley checks estimates for the flowerdecorati

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Easter is approaching Father OMaley checks estimates for the flowerdecorati Graphics codes and more

Tyler was excited about his first day at school So excited in fact that onl

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Tyler was excited about his first day at school So excited in fact that onl Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Asa Asa who Asaint amongst men

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Knock KnockWhos there Asa Asa who Asaint amongst men Graphics codes and more

Waiter waiter Theres a dead fly in my soup Oh no Whos going to look after h

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Waiter waiter Theres a dead fly in my soup Oh no Whos going to look after h Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Bridget Bridget who London Bridget is falling down fa

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Knock KnockWhos there Bridget Bridget who London Bridget is falling down fa Graphics codes and more

How do you address a monster Very politely

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How do you address a monster Very politely Graphics codes and more

Sunday, 17 August 2014

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Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit:

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Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Graphics codes and more

Why is it that when youre driving and looking for an address you turn the r

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Why is it that when youre driving and looking for an address you turn the r Graphics codes and more

Did you hear Laments gettin a PhDWhat does PhD stand for in his case Pinhea

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Did you hear Laments gettin a PhDWhat does PhD stand for in his case Pinhea Graphics codes and more

There was this Generalintraining and his superioirs were asking him questio

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There was this Generalintraining and his superioirs were asking him questio Graphics codes and more

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender Shredded Tweet

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender Shredded Tweet Graphics codes and more

There is a new Barbie doll on the market Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie one o

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie one o Graphics codes and more

What didnt Adam and Eve have that everyone else hasParents

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What didnt Adam and Eve have that everyone else hasParents Graphics codes and more

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams They lived

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams They lived Graphics codes and more

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oilA religious moveme

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oilA religious moveme Graphics codes and more

Saturday, 16 August 2014

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Doctor Doctor Ive a split personality Well youd better both sit down then

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Doctor Doctor Ive a split personality Well youd better both sit down then Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort The Baaahaaamaa

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort The Baaahaaamaa Graphics codes and more

Why did the dogs owner think his dog was a great mathematicianWhen he asked

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Why did the dogs owner think his dog was a great mathematicianWhen he asked Graphics codes and more

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom One said I took my girlfrien

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Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom One said I took my girlfrien Graphics codes and more

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath

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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath Graphics codes and more

Q How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulbA Uhstandby Ill che

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Q How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulbA Uhstandby Ill che Graphics codes and more

Where do you take a sick horseTo the Horspital

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Where do you take a sick horseTo the Horspital Graphics codes and more

Q What do tired line dancers doA They Line Down

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Q What do tired line dancers doA They Line Down Graphics codes and more

Whats a fresh vegetable One that insults a farmer

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Whats a fresh vegetable One that insults a farmer Graphics codes and more

What do you think about the coming battle General God knows it will be los

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What do you think about the coming battle General God knows it will be los Graphics codes and more

Friday, 15 August 2014

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What two words have thousands of letters in themPost office

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What two words have thousands of letters in themPost office Graphics codes and more

A man walks into a doctors office He has a cucumber up his nose a carrot in

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A man walks into a doctors office He has a cucumber up his nose a carrot in Graphics codes and more

Q Why doesnt Bill like old housesA Hes afraid of the draft

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Q Why doesnt Bill like old housesA Hes afraid of the draft Graphics codes and more

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head The deceased

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head The deceased Graphics codes and more

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway his car phone rang Answeri

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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway his car phone rang Answeri Graphics codes and more

A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York During the meal service he acc

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A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York During the meal service he acc Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Clown Clown who Clown for the count

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Knock KnockWhos there Clown Clown who Clown for the count Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdustThe vulture

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Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdustThe vulture Graphics codes and more

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying downOne good turn deserves

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying downOne good turn deserves Graphics codes and more

Wheres the most dangerous place to go trickortreating On the psycho path

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Wheres the most dangerous place to go trickortreating On the psycho path Graphics codes and more