Sunday, 25 January 2015

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Abraham wanted a new suit so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 08:30 PM PST

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Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time so they began si #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 08:07 PM PST

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three lettersNME enemy #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 07:58 PM PST

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A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman who was also severly bl #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 07:56 PM PST

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What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfrien #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 07:54 PM PST

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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm She remembered what her dad ha #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 07:33 PM PST

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Knock KnockWhos there Boiler Boiler who Boiler egg for four minutes #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 06:53 PM PST

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors Because if had four doors it would b #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 06:51 PM PST

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Golfer Caddy do you think it is a sin to play golf on SundayCaddy The way y #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 06:20 PM PST

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Knock KnockWhos there Alberta Alberta who Albertall be over in a minute #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 06:15 PM PST

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The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the s #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 05:34 PM PST

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What is a whales favorite TV showFlukes of Hazard #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 04:52 PM PST

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How many cops does it take to change light bulbJust one but he is never aro #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 04:22 PM PST

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Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom One said I took my girlfrien #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 03:07 PM PST

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Q How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb A What #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 02:56 PM PST

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A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker I thin #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 02:34 PM PST

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Did you hear about the stupid waterpolo playerHis horse drowned #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 02:19 PM PST

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Doctor Doctor Youve got to help me I just cant stop my hands shakingDo you #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 01:31 PM PST

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What type of wind is named after a young deerFoehn #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 12:33 PM PST

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Q How do cats buy things A From a catalogue #IMAGES

Posted: 25 Jan 2015 12:19 PM PST

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Saturday, 24 January 2015

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What do ghosts use to phone home A terrorphone #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 09:31 PM PST

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How do cats eat spaghetti The same as everyone else they put it in their m #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 09:30 PM PST

How do cats eat spaghetti The same as everyone else they put it in their m #PIC #FUNNY for social networks

Why are mosquitoes annoying Because they get under your skin #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 08:58 PM PST

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What type of people do vampires like Type O positive people #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 08:08 PM PST

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Teacher What can you tell me about the Dead SeaPupil Dead I didnt even know #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 07:52 PM PST

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Q Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgivin #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 07:51 PM PST

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnightShe wa #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 06:43 PM PST

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What is the second stupidest thing in the world An Arkansas architectural s #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 05:11 PM PST

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My brothers one of the biggest stickup men in townGosh is he reallyYes hes #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 04:37 PM PST

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Knock knock Whos there Underwear Underwear who Underwear my baby is tonight #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 04:16 PM PST

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Knock knock Whos there Baby Owl Baby Owl who Baby Owl see you later baby no #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 03:57 PM PST

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Steve is going on an ocean cruise and he tells his doctor thathes worried a #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 03:37 PM PST

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oilA religious moveme #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 01:32 PM PST

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Why can elephants swim and aardvarks cantAardvarks dont have trunks #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 12:35 PM PST

Why can elephants swim and aardvarks cantAardvarks dont have trunks #PIC #FUNNY for social networks

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg First it goes ping then #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 12:35 PM PST

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In a nursing home there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk ar #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 12:31 PM PST

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Q Why dont blind people skydiveA It scares the heck out of the dog #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 11:41 AM PST

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What is a ghost boxer called A phantomweight #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 10:51 AM PST

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Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals On th #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 10:44 AM PST

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A couple of kids tried using pickles for a PingPong game They had the volle #IMAGES

Posted: 24 Jan 2015 10:18 AM PST

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Friday, 23 January 2015

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There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football gameAt halftime she wa #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 07:32 PM PST

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What should you call a bald teddy Fred bear #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 07:05 PM PST

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup finalWebley stadium #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 06:24 PM PST

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Knock KnockWhos there Curly Curly who Curly Q #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 05:23 PM PST

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How do you spell we with two letters without using the letters W and EU and #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 05:20 PM PST

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoonThey go on pecknics #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 04:56 PM PST

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What is the difference between a musician and a dead body One composes and #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 04:05 PM PST

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Teacher Whats the longest word in the English language Pupil Smiles becaus #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 04:01 PM PST

Teacher Whats the longest word in the English language Pupil Smiles becaus #PIC #FUNNY for social networks

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothe #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 03:39 PM PST

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Why did the teacher wear sunglassesBecause his class was so bright #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 03:03 PM PST

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Why do we paint Easter eggsBecause its easier than trying to wallpaper them #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 02:50 PM PST

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Q Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door A To win the nobell p #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 02:04 PM PST

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A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 01:55 PM PST

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My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion Maybe that is why she always #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 01:35 PM PST

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One day at a busy airport the passengers on a commercial airliner are seate #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 01:33 PM PST

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen Because the elephant isnt chicken #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 12:42 PM PST

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On what should you mount a statue of your cat A caterpillar #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 12:23 PM PST

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The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife w #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 12:17 PM PST

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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchan #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 12:15 PM PST

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What mouse was a Roman emperor Julius Cheeser #IMAGES

Posted: 23 Jan 2015 12:07 PM PST

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Thursday, 22 January 2015

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Knock KnockWhos there Cosi Cosi who Cosi has to

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trialOdour in court

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Teacher What can we do to stop polluting our waters Pupil Stop taking baths

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There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to T

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My brothers just opened a shopReally Hows he doingSix months He opened it w

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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn gre

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Why is a fish easy to weigh Because it has its own scales

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Mama bear to Papa bearWell You might call it hibernating I call it goofing

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What do you call a stupid skeleton Bonehead

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Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators He kep

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Wednesday, 21 January 2015

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Knock KnockWhos there Bassoon Bassoon who Bassoon things will be better

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Q If you were out in the woods who would you trust for directions an intune

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What is the strongest animalA racehorse because it can take hundreds of peo

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Whats grey and never needs ironing A drip dry elephant

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McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini each time rem

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After interviewing a particularly shortspoken job candidate I described the

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Shhaaayyy buddy whats a Breathalyzer asked one drunk to his friend at the n

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Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve Republicans ma

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Tyfus applied for a job in a factory The company doctor who was giving him

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Why did the teacher wear sunglassesBecause his class was so bright

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Tuesday, 20 January 2015

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Why was the snowmans dog called Frost Because Frost bites

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How do mice celebrate when they move home With a mouse warming party

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A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village and the

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day After a week

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Knock KnockWhos there Bjork Bjork who Bjork in the USSR

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Read more Aardvark jokes

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Why did the elephant eat the candle He wanted a light snack

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My new baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as hes healt

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What do you call a dog with no legs It doesnt matter what you call him he s

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Sam was on his death bed and his wife and children were gatheredaround him

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Monday, 19 January 2015

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Two cab drivers metHey asked one whats the idea of painting one side of you

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants The tusk fairy

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Q How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb

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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the

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Collection Litter by Phil D Basket

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This girl wanted to marry a ghost I cant think what possessed her

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Who is the most famous French ant Napoleant

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Detective Why did you dump those vegetables on my deskCriminal You said it

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Four corporate presidents one English one French one Japanese and one Ameri

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry A gooseberry is g

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