Wednesday 31 December 2014

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School Usually she slept thr

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School Usually she slept thr Graphics codes and more

When a teacher closes his eyes why should it remind him of an empty classro

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When a teacher closes his eyes why should it remind him of an empty classro Graphics codes and more

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmmans headIt knocked him col

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmmans headIt knocked him col Graphics codes and more

Why are false teeth like starsBecause they come out at night

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Why are false teeth like starsBecause they come out at night Graphics codes and more

Q Why do they say Amen at the end of a prayer instead of Awomen A The same

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Q Why do they say Amen at the end of a prayer instead of Awomen A The same Graphics codes and more

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from Elephanta Claus

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from Elephanta Claus Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Bibi Bibi who Bibi Bibi Bunting

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Knock KnockWhos there Bibi Bibi who Bibi Bibi Bunting Graphics codes and more

When is the water in the shower room musical When its piping hot

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When is the water in the shower room musical When its piping hot Graphics codes and more

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day A fortycarrot wedding ring

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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day A fortycarrot wedding ring Graphics codes and more

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something ab

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Tuesday 30 December 2014

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A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to f

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A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to f Graphics codes and more

What band is a cow favoriteMoody Blues

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What band is a cow favoriteMoody Blues Graphics codes and more

A couple was having some trouble so they did the right thing and went to am

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A couple was having some trouble so they did the right thing and went to am Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found sh

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Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found sh Graphics codes and more

What do cows do for entertainmentThey go to the mooooovies

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What do cows do for entertainmentThey go to the mooooovies Graphics codes and more

This guy goes to the zoo one day While standing in front of the gorillas ca

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This guy goes to the zoo one day While standing in front of the gorillas ca Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Cugat Cugat who Cugat to love my jokes

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Knock KnockWhos there Cugat Cugat who Cugat to love my jokes Graphics codes and more

Which people do the burgers hateThe ones who are always putting the bite on

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Which people do the burgers hateThe ones who are always putting the bite on Graphics codes and more

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and acciden

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Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and acciden Graphics codes and more

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

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yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs Graphics codes and more

Monday 29 December 2014

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Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun

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Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi and the driver kept the

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Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi and the driver kept the Graphics codes and more

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist While the religiou

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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist While the religiou Graphics codes and more

Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean two prawns were swimming a

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean two prawns were swimming a Graphics codes and more

A blind man was describing his favorite sport parachuting When asked how th

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A blind man was describing his favorite sport parachuting When asked how th Graphics codes and more

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him Heavy

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him Heavy Graphics codes and more

What did the cow wear to the football gameA Jersey

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What did the cow wear to the football gameA Jersey Graphics codes and more

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a frogWhats wrong with that I think Im goi

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im a frogWhats wrong with that I think Im goi Graphics codes and more

A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash

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A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash Graphics codes and more

Sunday 28 December 2014

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE Ones mad cow dise

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Knock KnockWhos there Aitch Aitch who Bless You

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Knock KnockWhos there Aitch Aitch who Bless You Graphics codes and more

Which painter always had a very bad cold Vincent Van Cough

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Which painter always had a very bad cold Vincent Van Cough Graphics codes and more

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning and you could only save one

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Did you hear about the pigs vacation They had a wonderful time at Yellowsto

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Did you hear about the pigs vacation They had a wonderful time at Yellowsto Graphics codes and more

If a word in a dictionary were misspelled how would we know

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If a word in a dictionary were misspelled how would we know Graphics codes and more

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of th

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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of th Graphics codes and more

What did the envelope say to the stampStick with me and well go places

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What did the envelope say to the stampStick with me and well go places Graphics codes and more

Have you heard that theres a new mountain websiteReally I must take a peak

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Have you heard that theres a new mountain websiteReally I must take a peak Graphics codes and more

How do you spell a hated opponent with three lettersNME enemy

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three lettersNME enemy Graphics codes and more

Saturday 27 December 2014

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A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida Is it true he asked t

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A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida Is it true he asked t Graphics codes and more

Whats red and invisible No tomatoes

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Whats red and invisible No tomatoes Graphics codes and more

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food He wanted something to get h

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food He wanted something to get h Graphics codes and more

What was Camelot famous for Its knight life

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What was Camelot famous for Its knight life Graphics codes and more

Q What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in commonA Both can

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Q What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in commonA Both can Graphics codes and more

Which ghost ate too much porridge Ghouldilocks

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Which ghost ate too much porridge Ghouldilocks Graphics codes and more

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxesA dumb bunny

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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxesA dumb bunny Graphics codes and more

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars Jackula

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars Jackula Graphics codes and more

Come on Fred Ill take you to the zoo If the zoo wants me let them come and

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Come on Fred Ill take you to the zoo If the zoo wants me let them come and Graphics codes and more

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchardSomeone told him he s

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Friday 26 December 2014

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantationHe said So that I c

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantationHe said So that I c Graphics codes and more

What did the man do when he got a big gas billHe exploded

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What did the man do when he got a big gas billHe exploded Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer She fell in the sink

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Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer She fell in the sink Graphics codes and more

What fish make the best sandwich A peanut butter and jellyfish

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What fish make the best sandwich A peanut butter and jellyfish Graphics codes and more

Why cant meteorologists forecast the weatherThey are too busy studying come

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Why cant meteorologists forecast the weatherThey are too busy studying come Graphics codes and more

The farmers son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens hi

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The farmers son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens hi Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Albert Albert who Albert you dont know who this is

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Knock KnockWhos there Albert Albert who Albert you dont know who this is Graphics codes and more

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April Thats when the ghosts do their spr

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April Thats when the ghosts do their spr Graphics codes and more

Id like to buy a bed please Certainly madam Spring mattressOh no I want to

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Id like to buy a bed please Certainly madam Spring mattressOh no I want to Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Closure Closure who Closure mouth when you eat

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Knock KnockWhos there Closure Closure who Closure mouth when you eat Graphics codes and more

Thursday 25 December 2014

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Q What did the elephant say to the naked manA Its cute but can you pick up

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Q What did the elephant say to the naked manA Its cute but can you pick up Graphics codes and more

If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get Missile toe

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If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get Missile toe Graphics codes and more

Q What does a blonde and a turtle have in common A If either one of them en

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Q What does a blonde and a turtle have in common A If either one of them en Graphics codes and more

Why do worms taste like chewing gum Because theyre wrigleys

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What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire A monster that at

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What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire A monster that at Graphics codes and more

Q Why did the blonde only smell good on the right sideA She didnt know wher

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Q Why did the blonde only smell good on the right sideA She didnt know wher Graphics codes and more

What do you call a dog with no legs It doesnt matter what you call him he s

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What do you call a dog with no legs It doesnt matter what you call him he s Graphics codes and more

At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was aske

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At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was aske Graphics codes and more

A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor She

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A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor She Graphics codes and more

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he disco

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A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he disco Graphics codes and more

Wednesday 24 December 2014

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfastVitamin bills

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfastVitamin bills Graphics codes and more

Q Why are blondes hurt by peoples wordsA Because people keep hitting them w

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Q Why are blondes hurt by peoples wordsA Because people keep hitting them w Graphics codes and more

Whats organic dental flossPubic hair

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Whats organic dental flossPubic hair Graphics codes and more

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk

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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk Graphics codes and more

Q Why did the bank driveup window teller have tire tread marks across the b

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How can you recognize a Gnome Pig Theyre the ones with the little red hats

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How can you recognize a Gnome Pig Theyre the ones with the little red hats Graphics codes and more

The husband was not home at his usual hour and the wife was fuming as the c

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The husband was not home at his usual hour and the wife was fuming as the c Graphics codes and more

What does Father Christmas call his money Iced lolly

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What does Father Christmas call his money Iced lolly Graphics codes and more

How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulbNone They just

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How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulbNone They just Graphics codes and more

Why did both Germany and the US want to hire Apes during World War TwoBecau

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Why did both Germany and the US want to hire Apes during World War TwoBecau Graphics codes and more

Tuesday 23 December 2014

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How did the toad die He simply croaked

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How did the toad die He simply croaked Graphics codes and more

Q Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seatA In case she locks

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Q Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seatA In case she locks Graphics codes and more

Why did the biscuit cry Because its mother had been a wafer so long

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Why did the biscuit cry Because its mother had been a wafer so long Graphics codes and more

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint BernardIt wou

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint BernardIt wou Graphics codes and more

What kind of money do polar bears use Ice lolly

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What kind of money do polar bears use Ice lolly Graphics codes and more

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin Because his life is at stake

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The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had st

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The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had st Graphics codes and more

People keep telling me Im beautiful What vivid imaginations some people hav

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People keep telling me Im beautiful What vivid imaginations some people hav Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains He had to keep

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If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowlsCornflakes

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If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowlsCornflakes Graphics codes and more

Monday 22 December 2014

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What business is King Kong in Monkey business

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What business is King Kong in Monkey business Graphics codes and more

What does an astronaut do when he gets angryHe blasts off

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angryHe blasts off Graphics codes and more

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called Humidity so th

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Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called Humidity so th Graphics codes and more

Teacher What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face

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Teacher What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face Graphics codes and more

Stan I won 92 goldfishFred Where are you going to keep them Stan In the bat

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Stan I won 92 goldfishFred Where are you going to keep them Stan In the bat Graphics codes and more

A student in Belle West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a

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A student in Belle West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a Graphics codes and more

Kung Fu for Beginnersby Flora Mugga

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Kung Fu for Beginnersby Flora Mugga Graphics codes and more

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out Her boss concerned

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out Her boss concerned Graphics codes and more

What kind of girl does a hamburger likeAny girl named Patty

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What kind of girl does a hamburger likeAny girl named Patty Graphics codes and more

Why do elephants have trunks Because they would look silly carrying suitcas

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Why do elephants have trunks Because they would look silly carrying suitcas Graphics codes and more