Tuesday 30 September 2014

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What looks like a dog sounds like a dog eats like a dog but isnt a dogA pup

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What looks like a dog sounds like a dog eats like a dog but isnt a dogA pup Graphics codes and more

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother For smoking in bed

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother For smoking in bed Graphics codes and more

Tysons psychologist told Mike to take a year off he obviously misunderstood

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Tysons psychologist told Mike to take a year off he obviously misunderstood Graphics codes and more

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said Sir do you

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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said Sir do you Graphics codes and more

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me and I decided to teach h

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My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me and I decided to teach h Graphics codes and more

The cavalryman was galloping down the road rushing to catch up with his reg

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The cavalryman was galloping down the road rushing to catch up with his reg Graphics codes and more

Q What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common A They both lo

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Q What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common A They both lo Graphics codes and more

Waiter are there snails on the menu Yes sir they must have escaped from the

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Waiter are there snails on the menu Yes sir they must have escaped from the Graphics codes and more

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen A viper

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen A viper Graphics codes and more

Why was Cinderella able to surf the webBecause he footman turned into a mou

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the webBecause he footman turned into a mou Graphics codes and more

Monday 29 September 2014

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed When your nose tou

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed When your nose tou Graphics codes and more

So you are distantly related to the family next door are youYes their dog i

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So you are distantly related to the family next door are youYes their dog i Graphics codes and more

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche At a ghastly station

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche At a ghastly station Graphics codes and more

The husband was not home at his usual hour and the wife was fuming as the c

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The husband was not home at his usual hour and the wife was fuming as the c Graphics codes and more

Beginning Magicby Beatrix Star

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Beginning Magicby Beatrix Star Graphics codes and more

You mamas so skinny she can hang glide with a dorito

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You mamas so skinny she can hang glide with a dorito Graphics codes and more

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white sq

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white sq Graphics codes and more

One day while a blonde was out driving her car she ran into a truck The tru

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One day while a blonde was out driving her car she ran into a truck The tru Graphics codes and more

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner One says to

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Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner One says to Graphics codes and more

After a visit to the circus Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and m

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After a visit to the circus Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and m Graphics codes and more

Sunday 28 September 2014

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How can you avoid falling hairGet out of the way

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How can you avoid falling hairGet out of the way Graphics codes and more

There is a new Barbie doll on the market Death Row Barbie comes complete w

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Death Row Barbie comes complete w Graphics codes and more

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil

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Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil Graphics codes and more

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often shorttempered They n

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The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often shorttempered They n Graphics codes and more

Who do hamburgers love on TVArchie Bunkers soninlaw the meathead

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Who do hamburgers love on TVArchie Bunkers soninlaw the meathead Graphics codes and more

It only rains twice a year in Seattle August through April and May through

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle August through April and May through Graphics codes and more

What was King Arthurs favourite game Knights and crosses

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What was King Arthurs favourite game Knights and crosses Graphics codes and more

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone

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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone Graphics codes and more

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke This one will sleigh you

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke This one will sleigh you Graphics codes and more

Helpful advice for travellersIf you are going to get on a commercial flight

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Helpful advice for travellersIf you are going to get on a commercial flight Graphics codes and more

Saturday 27 September 2014

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Helen Mum do you know what Im going to give you for your birthdayMum No dea

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Helen Mum do you know what Im going to give you for your birthdayMum No dea Graphics codes and more

When is a bicycle not a bicycleWhen it turns into a driveway

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When is a bicycle not a bicycleWhen it turns into a driveway Graphics codes and more

Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain An umbrellaphant

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Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain An umbrellaphant Graphics codes and more

A woman got on a bus holding a babyThe bus driver said Thats the ugliest ba

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A woman got on a bus holding a babyThe bus driver said Thats the ugliest ba Graphics codes and more

Q Why are dumb blonde jokes so shortA So brunettes can remember them

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Q Why are dumb blonde jokes so shortA So brunettes can remember them Graphics codes and more

Men are like bike helmets They are handy in an emergency but otherwise they

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Men are like bike helmets They are handy in an emergency but otherwise they Graphics codes and more

How can you tell a dog from a tomatoThe tomato is red

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How can you tell a dog from a tomatoThe tomato is red Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the blonde who put Sagittarius at the bottom of applicat

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Did you hear about the blonde who put Sagittarius at the bottom of applicat Graphics codes and more

Who doesnt like to sit in front of the fire A Snowman

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Who doesnt like to sit in front of the fire A Snowman Graphics codes and more

Q How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Le

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Q How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Le Graphics codes and more

Friday 26 September 2014

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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white sha

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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white sha Graphics codes and more

A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables He sets em down on

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A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables He sets em down on Graphics codes and more

Dad said Fred to his father who was a bank robber I need 50 for the school

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Dad said Fred to his father who was a bank robber I need 50 for the school Graphics codes and more

Where do ants go to eat At a restaurant

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Where do ants go to eat At a restaurant Graphics codes and more

An ideal homework excuseTeacher Where is your homeworkPupil Some aliens fro

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher Where is your homeworkPupil Some aliens fro Graphics codes and more

Reporter What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life

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Reporter What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life Graphics codes and more

Why are fish cleverer than humansEver seen a fish spend a fortune trying to

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Why are fish cleverer than humansEver seen a fish spend a fortune trying to Graphics codes and more

Why was the restaurant called Out of this World Because it was full of Unid

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Why was the restaurant called Out of this World Because it was full of Unid Graphics codes and more

Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying

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Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying Graphics codes and more

There is a new Barbie doll on the market Crash Test Barbie comes with car

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Crash Test Barbie comes with car Graphics codes and more

Thursday 25 September 2014

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First Spaceman Im hungrySecond Spaceman So am I it must be launch time

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First Spaceman Im hungrySecond Spaceman So am I it must be launch time Graphics codes and more

Cannibals capture three men The men are told that they will be skinned and

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Cannibals capture three men The men are told that they will be skinned and Graphics codes and more

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuaryAn E

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuaryAn E Graphics codes and more

There is a new Barbie doll on the market Trailer Trash Barbie complete wit

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Trailer Trash Barbie complete wit Graphics codes and more

Moe My wife converted me to religionJoe ReallyMoe Yes Until I married her I

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Moe My wife converted me to religionJoe ReallyMoe Yes Until I married her I Graphics codes and more

Tom What did the banana say to the elephant Nick I dont know Tom Nothing Ba

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Tom What did the banana say to the elephant Nick I dont know Tom Nothing Ba Graphics codes and more

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat So she could walk across sn

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat So she could walk across sn Graphics codes and more

Why do hamburgers make good baseball playersTheyre great at the plate

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Why do hamburgers make good baseball playersTheyre great at the plate Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien Something from another

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien Something from another Graphics codes and more

A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of trafficHe walks up t

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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of trafficHe walks up t Graphics codes and more

Wednesday 24 September 2014

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What kind of wig can hear An earwig

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What kind of wig can hear An earwig Graphics codes and more

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people

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A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people Graphics codes and more

How does a queen bee get around her hive Shes throne

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How does a queen bee get around her hive Shes throne Graphics codes and more

Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle She knows shes given her

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Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle She knows shes given her Graphics codes and more

What do you call an elephant in a phone box Stuck

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box Stuck Graphics codes and more

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfun

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This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfun Graphics codes and more

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb No

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb No Graphics codes and more

Judge to witness And where was the location of the accidentWitness Approxim

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Judge to witness And where was the location of the accidentWitness Approxim Graphics codes and more

Q Why is being in the military like a blow jobA The closer you get to disch

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Q Why is being in the military like a blow jobA The closer you get to disch Graphics codes and more

My sisters a really bad driver What makes you say that Every time she goes

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My sisters a really bad driver What makes you say that Every time she goes Graphics codes and more

Tuesday 23 September 2014

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A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teethPatient Doctor I

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A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teethPatient Doctor I Graphics codes and more

What letter stands for the oceanThe letter C

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What letter stands for the oceanThe letter C Graphics codes and more

How to predict weather in Seattle If you can see Mt Ranier its going to rai

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How to predict weather in Seattle If you can see Mt Ranier its going to rai Graphics codes and more

A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window Cruise S

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A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window Cruise S Graphics codes and more

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet A bee is an aeropla

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet A bee is an aeropla Graphics codes and more

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles On his birthday flake

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles On his birthday flake Graphics codes and more

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar Throw it under a bus

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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar Throw it under a bus Graphics codes and more

Who was that on the phone Fred Fred No one important Just some man who said

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Who was that on the phone Fred Fred No one important Just some man who said Graphics codes and more

Mother Why is there a strange baby in the cribDaughter You told me to chang

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Mother Why is there a strange baby in the cribDaughter You told me to chang Graphics codes and more

Why do you want to be buried at sea Because my wife says she wants to dance

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Why do you want to be buried at sea Because my wife says she wants to dance Graphics codes and more

Monday 22 September 2014

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Police Chief Why did you arrest that doctorOfficer He was trying to take so

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Police Chief Why did you arrest that doctorOfficer He was trying to take so Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic Toot and

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic Toot and Graphics codes and more

The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri

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The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri Graphics codes and more

Q Whats the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magicianA A m

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Q Whats the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magicianA A m Graphics codes and more

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits Rabbits habits

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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits Rabbits habits Graphics codes and more

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre A spinning wheel

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What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre A spinning wheel Graphics codes and more

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub She gestu

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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub She gestu Graphics codes and more

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone She thought children

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone She thought children Graphics codes and more

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted She told the artist P

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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted She told the artist P Graphics codes and more

There is a new Barbie doll on the market Darth Vader Barbie with plastic h

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Darth Vader Barbie with plastic h Graphics codes and more

Sunday 21 September 2014

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I want to become a politician when I grow up so Ive made a list of skills I

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I want to become a politician when I grow up so Ive made a list of skills I Graphics codes and more

A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executedHave you a

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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executedHave you a Graphics codes and more

How can you make money fastGlue it to the floor

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How can you make money fastGlue it to the floor Graphics codes and more

Whats black and white and makes a lot of noise A zebra with a set of drums

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Whats black and white and makes a lot of noise A zebra with a set of drums Graphics codes and more

Q What do you call a blonde in a leather jacketA Married

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Q What do you call a blonde in a leather jacketA Married Graphics codes and more

What Central American country has the most spooks Ghosta Rica

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What Central American country has the most spooks Ghosta Rica Graphics codes and more

What should you do if you get lots of emails saying Whats up Doc Whats up D

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What should you do if you get lots of emails saying Whats up Doc Whats up D Graphics codes and more

What do you call a robbery in China A Chinese take away

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What do you call a robbery in China A Chinese take away Graphics codes and more

What do some burger eaters haveA Hardee appetite

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What do some burger eaters haveA Hardee appetite Graphics codes and more

The Long Walk Home by Miss D Buss

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The Long Walk Home by Miss D Buss Graphics codes and more