Friday 31 October 2014

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Knock KnockWhos there Cynthia Cynthia who Cynthia you been away I missed yo

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Knock KnockWhos there Cynthia Cynthia who Cynthia you been away I missed yo Graphics codes and more

What kind of bell doesnt ringA dumbbell

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What kind of bell doesnt ringA dumbbell Graphics codes and more

What do fishermen say on Halloween Trickortrout

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What do fishermen say on Halloween Trickortrout Graphics codes and more

Q How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb

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Q How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb Graphics codes and more

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes why c

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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes why c Graphics codes and more

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said Do you know

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I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said Do you know Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monsterA purple peopl

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What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monsterA purple peopl Graphics codes and more

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down Crumbs

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down Crumbs Graphics codes and more

If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there is no womenarou

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If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there is no womenarou Graphics codes and more

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drinkThe bartender ask

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A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drinkThe bartender ask Graphics codes and more

Thursday 30 October 2014

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Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun

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Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun Graphics codes and more

Q What happened when the elephant sat on the carA Everyone knows a Mercedes

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Q What happened when the elephant sat on the carA Everyone knows a Mercedes Graphics codes and more

FIRST PIGLET How do you know your boyfriend loves you SECOND PIGLET He sign

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FIRST PIGLET How do you know your boyfriend loves you SECOND PIGLET He sign Graphics codes and more

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly inter

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly inter Graphics codes and more

QHow is a heart like a musicianAThey both have a beat

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QHow is a heart like a musicianAThey both have a beat Graphics codes and more

A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical ex

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A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical ex Graphics codes and more

Why did the monster dye her hair yellowTo see if blondes have more fun

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellowTo see if blondes have more fun Graphics codes and more

Q What do you call a blonde lesbianA A waste

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Q What do you call a blonde lesbianA A waste Graphics codes and more

Monahan stumbled into a saloon half crocked Say he said to the bartender ho

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Monahan stumbled into a saloon half crocked Say he said to the bartender ho Graphics codes and more

Which dog tastes better when eatenA hot dog

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Which dog tastes better when eatenA hot dog Graphics codes and more

Wednesday 29 October 2014

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Monster Where do fleas go in winter Werewolf Search me

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Monster Where do fleas go in winter Werewolf Search me Graphics codes and more

Q How do cats buy things A From a catalogue

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Q How do cats buy things A From a catalogue Graphics codes and more

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off Because he wanted to win

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off Because he wanted to win Graphics codes and more

Q What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suitA Will the def

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Q What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suitA Will the def Graphics codes and more

Whats a moo hoo for a tugofwar between two longhorns A bull pull

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Whats a moo hoo for a tugofwar between two longhorns A bull pull Graphics codes and more

Policeman Why were you speedingDriver I didnt want to be late for my trial

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Policeman Why were you speedingDriver I didnt want to be late for my trial Graphics codes and more

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hi

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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hi Graphics codes and more

How do you make a dog floatTake two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts

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How do you make a dog floatTake two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts Graphics codes and more

When they arrived at the therapists office the therapist jumped right in an

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When they arrived at the therapists office the therapist jumped right in an Graphics codes and more

One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman w

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One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman w Graphics codes and more

Tuesday 28 October 2014

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Q What did the dumb blonde say when told that Scheherezade was composed by

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Q What did the dumb blonde say when told that Scheherezade was composed by Graphics codes and more

What is a baby bee A little humbug

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What is a baby bee A little humbug Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Alba Alba Alba in the kitchen if you need me

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Knock KnockWhos there Alba Alba Alba in the kitchen if you need me Graphics codes and more

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit Hare in your milk

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit Hare in your milk Graphics codes and more

Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and WalMart So do Republicans

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Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and WalMart So do Republicans Graphics codes and more

Who sits on Cinderellas keyboardButtons

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Who sits on Cinderellas keyboardButtons Graphics codes and more

Waiter waiter Theres a dead spider in my soup Yes maam they cant stand the

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Waiter waiter Theres a dead spider in my soup Yes maam they cant stand the Graphics codes and more

What monster plays the most April Fools jokes Prankenstein

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What monster plays the most April Fools jokes Prankenstein Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodb

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Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodb Graphics codes and more

What is a mouses favourite game Hide and squeak

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What is a mouses favourite game Hide and squeak Graphics codes and more

Monday 27 October 2014

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Whats a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriendIts a dead lett

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Whats a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriendIts a dead lett Graphics codes and more

What do Scottish owls sing Owld Lang Syne

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What do Scottish owls sing Owld Lang Syne Graphics codes and more

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell Graphics codes and more

The angry wife met her husband at the door His breath stunk ofalcohol and h

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The angry wife met her husband at the door His breath stunk ofalcohol and h Graphics codes and more

Fred We had a burglary last night and they took everything except the soap

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Fred We had a burglary last night and they took everything except the soap Graphics codes and more

Q What did the thermometer say to the other thermometerA You make my temper

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Q What did the thermometer say to the other thermometerA You make my temper Graphics codes and more

A monster goes to a petrol station and says Fill me upThe man at the petrol

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A monster goes to a petrol station and says Fill me upThe man at the petrol Graphics codes and more

1st man My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this mornin

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1st man My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this mornin Graphics codes and more

What do you call explosive cow vomitA cud missle

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What do you call explosive cow vomitA cud missle Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot He was a bite of the Round Table

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Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot He was a bite of the Round Table Graphics codes and more

Sunday 26 October 2014

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Never Give Up by Percy Vere

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Never Give Up by Percy Vere Graphics codes and more

What is a hurricanes favorite petAnywhere from 1 to 5 cats

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What is a hurricanes favorite petAnywhere from 1 to 5 cats Graphics codes and more

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear Shot it

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear Shot it Graphics codes and more

Good news Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday the bad news is that I

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Good news Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday the bad news is that I Graphics codes and more

Q What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a k

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Q What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a k Graphics codes and more

What do you get from a shortlegged cow Dragon milk

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What do you get from a shortlegged cow Dragon milk Graphics codes and more

Whos aardvarks favorite male singerFrank Sinostril

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Whos aardvarks favorite male singerFrank Sinostril Graphics codes and more

Where does a woodsman keep his pigsIn his hog cabin

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Where does a woodsman keep his pigsIn his hog cabin Graphics codes and more

Yo mama so fat her nickname is Lardo

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Yo mama so fat her nickname is Lardo Graphics codes and more

How do mountainers send messagesBy skimail

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How do mountainers send messagesBy skimail Graphics codes and more

Saturday 25 October 2014

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with The girl necks door

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with The girl necks door Graphics codes and more

Q How did a blind girl burn her fingersA Reading the waffle iron

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Q How did a blind girl burn her fingersA Reading the waffle iron Graphics codes and more

A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers duri

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A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers duri Graphics codes and more

What do you call the outside of a hand grenegg The bombshell

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What do you call the outside of a hand grenegg The bombshell Graphics codes and more

Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time Where do solution

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Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time Where do solution Graphics codes and more

A dentist friend of mine had a Tshirt which said on the front Let me put my

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A dentist friend of mine had a Tshirt which said on the front Let me put my Graphics codes and more

Where will a springer spaniel never shop At a flea market

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Where will a springer spaniel never shop At a flea market Graphics codes and more

A city child came running into the farmhouse No wonder that mama pig is so

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A city child came running into the farmhouse No wonder that mama pig is so Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller When sh

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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller When sh Graphics codes and more

Q Whats the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and CongressA No fee

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Q Whats the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and CongressA No fee Graphics codes and more

Friday 24 October 2014

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How do fireflies start a race Ready steady glow

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How do fireflies start a race Ready steady glow Graphics codes and more

What advice to cows giveTurn the udder cheek and mooooove on

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What advice to cows giveTurn the udder cheek and mooooove on Graphics codes and more

Why did the rooster run away He was chicken

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Why did the rooster run away He was chicken Graphics codes and more

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal That hit the spots

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal That hit the spots Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Adore Adore who Adore stands between us open up

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Knock KnockWhos there Adore Adore who Adore stands between us open up Graphics codes and more

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo thea

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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo thea Graphics codes and more

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accoun

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A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accoun Graphics codes and more

First witch Heres a banana if you can spell it Second witch I can spell ban

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First witch Heres a banana if you can spell it Second witch I can spell ban Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens He wanted the

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Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens He wanted the Graphics codes and more

Teacher What is Ba Na2 Pupil Banana

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Teacher What is Ba Na2 Pupil Banana Graphics codes and more

Thursday 23 October 2014

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Why was the calf afraidHe was a cowherd

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Why was the calf afraidHe was a cowherd Graphics codes and more

Why dont ghosts make good magicians You can see right through their tricks

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Why dont ghosts make good magicians You can see right through their tricks Graphics codes and more

Well Mrs OConnor so you want a divorce the solicitor questioned his client

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Well Mrs OConnor so you want a divorce the solicitor questioned his client Graphics codes and more

An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby Quebec a community south of Mon

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An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby Quebec a community south of Mon Graphics codes and more

Why dont elephants like martinisHave you ever tried to get an olive out of

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Why dont elephants like martinisHave you ever tried to get an olive out of Graphics codes and more

Tower Shamu twotwo please state estimated time of arrival Pilot Ok lets see

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Tower Shamu twotwo please state estimated time of arrival Pilot Ok lets see Graphics codes and more

QUESTION Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race ANSWER The American p

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QUESTION Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race ANSWER The American p Graphics codes and more

Q What dinosaur loves pancakes A A trisyruptops

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Q What dinosaur loves pancakes A A trisyruptops Graphics codes and more

What is the meaning of affordIts the car most sales representatives drive

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What is the meaning of affordIts the car most sales representatives drive Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea Bugs Bunny

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea Bugs Bunny Graphics codes and more

Wednesday 22 October 2014

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Where are most fish found Between the head and the tail

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Where are most fish found Between the head and the tail Graphics codes and more

What do you call a pig that took a plane Swine flu

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What do you call a pig that took a plane Swine flu Graphics codes and more

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter How do you feelHow would you

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An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter How do you feelHow would you Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Cereal Cereal who Cereal pleasure to meet you

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Knock KnockWhos there Cereal Cereal who Cereal pleasure to meet you Graphics codes and more

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulbFour three to cut a ho

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulbFour three to cut a ho Graphics codes and more

Shes so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes rou

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Shes so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes rou Graphics codes and more

How can you be sure you have counterfeit moneyIf its a threedollar bill you

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How can you be sure you have counterfeit moneyIf its a threedollar bill you Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer Light ale

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer Light ale Graphics codes and more

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trialOdour in court

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trialOdour in court Graphics codes and more

Do you love meOf courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon

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Do you love meOf courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon Graphics codes and more