Wednesday 30 April 2014

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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police forceHe said he wante

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Q How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb A None the c

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Knock KnockWhos there Aries Aries who Aries a reason why I talk this way

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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky 1st

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When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck the town counc

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie one o

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Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their be

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Whats a rabbits favorite TV showHoppy Days

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Your money or your lifeby Stan Den Deliver

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A small village was troubled by a maneating lion So its leaders senta messa

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Tuesday 29 April 2014

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked Wh

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked Wh Graphics codes and more

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his headThe tomato

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Q What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case A Branch Manager

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions A Chihuahua because it k

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Why did the horse miss the joustHe had the knight off

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When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jou

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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a

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Whats a snakes favourite TV program Monty Python

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What do you call a fish with no eyes Fish

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An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains The pilot overthe

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Monday 28 April 2014

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Noisy Nights by Constance Norah

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What is the second stupidest thing in the world An Arkansas architectural s

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What did the jack say to the carCan I give you a lift

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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day After a week

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Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always

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Q What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in

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Did you ever blow bubbles as as child Yeh well hes back in town and wants y

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Q Why cant men get mad cow diseaseA Because theyre all pigs

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Mortal What is a million years like to you God Like one second Mortal What

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Mortal What is a million years like to you God Like one second Mortal What Graphics codes and more

Sunday 27 April 2014

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter One to three for breaking

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And how did you find your steak sirWell quite accidentally I moved this tom

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Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village Sitterdays when th

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What do you call a black Eskimo dog A dusky husky

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What sort of soup do skeletons like One with plenty of body in it

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A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remembe

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Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Ander

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Dirty Harry Barbie comes with lar

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An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender He

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An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender He Graphics codes and more

Why did the girl Gorilla engaged to the invisible man call off the weddingB

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Saturday 26 April 2014

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It was Christmas eve and Santa was really busy making his list and checking

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What do cows like to line dance to Any kind of moosic you like

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Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play Cowboys and

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Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play Cowboys and Graphics codes and more

Q What kind of dog does a dracula like A A Bloodhound

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There are a lot of words you can use to describe men strong caring lovingTh

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Whats the difference between a biscuit and a monster You can dip a biscuit

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Whats the difference between a biscuit and a monster You can dip a biscuit Graphics codes and more

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet Wait until hes fini

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What jumps up and down in front of a car Froglights

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When the general comes report to me immediately The general doesnt show Th

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Q Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his faceA He is stupid

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Friday 25 April 2014

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Kung Fu for Beginnersby Flora Mugga

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Kung Fu for Beginnersby Flora Mugga Graphics codes and more

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip They h

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Look at that speed said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtle

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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play pinggong and died what would they pu

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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men He

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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men He Graphics codes and more

A warrant officer was crossing a road oneday when a frog called out to him

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Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questionsSon Father Can I ask you a que

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Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questionsSon Father Can I ask you a que Graphics codes and more

Tom What did the banana say to the elephant Nick I dont know Tom Nothing Ba

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Tom What did the banana say to the elephant Nick I dont know Tom Nothing Ba Graphics codes and more

Waiter whats this fly doing in my soupUm looks to me to be backstroke sir

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Waiter whats this fly doing in my soupUm looks to me to be backstroke sir Graphics codes and more

Q How do you make a trombone sound like a french hornA Stick your hand in t

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Thursday 24 April 2014

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded oddHe called the piano tuna

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuaryAn E

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle August through April and May through

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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers

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My brothers one of the biggest stickup men in townGosh is he reallyYes hes

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If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather what does he raise in wet weatherAn

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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command Press Any Key to

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Q What is the difference between a banjo and a South American MacawA One is

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A couple of biologists had twinsOne they called John and the other control

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George went fishing but at the end of the day he had not caught one fishOn

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George went fishing but at the end of the day he had not caught one fishOn Graphics codes and more

Wednesday 23 April 2014

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Q How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulbA NoneHell only

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Q How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulbA NoneHell only Graphics codes and more

Doctor Doctor my sister thinks she is a liftWell tell her to come inI cant

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Doctor Doctor my sister thinks she is a liftWell tell her to come inI cant Graphics codes and more

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the

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Once a madman said Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bh

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulbAre you kidding They w

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What is a ghost boxer called A phantomweight

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What is the American national day for vampiresFangsgiving Day

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My sisters a really bad driver What makes you say that Every time she goes

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Q Whats the difference between a blonde and a computerA You only have to pu

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A pilot and a copilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had

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Tuesday 22 April 2014

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby A cry for Alp

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Q How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a ligh

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Santa Claus one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when t

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What are the four food groupsFor bachelors Fast Frozen Junk and SpoiledFor

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What do pigs drive Pigup trucks

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What is the golden rule for cowsDo unto udders as you would have udders do

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Father What did you learn in school today Son That three and three are seve

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My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath a little bea

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist He wanted to improve his bite

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Men are like coolersLoad them with beer and you can take them anywhere

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Monday 21 April 2014

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Why does a mother carry her babyThe baby cant carry the mother

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How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.-

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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog All of a sudden he p

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The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections fromall the

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A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home Id like to order a coffin f

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If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you

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What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes A swine gut

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A little old lady walked into the bank cashed a small check and started out

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WARNING consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible

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On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian ai

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