Sunday 31 August 2014

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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked How long does it t

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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked How long does it t Graphics codes and more

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian A spotweiler

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian A spotweiler Graphics codes and more

Communicating with Cattle by I Ken Mooue

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Communicating with Cattle by I Ken Mooue Graphics codes and more

Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer Black Red or IcedIce

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer Black Red or IcedIce Graphics codes and more

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night

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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night Graphics codes and more

Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine They keep repeating themselve

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Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine They keep repeating themselve Graphics codes and more

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation t

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A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation t Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Bjorn Bjorn who Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mout

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Knock KnockWhos there Bjorn Bjorn who Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mout Graphics codes and more

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands upA dog

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands upA dog Graphics codes and more

What do you call a tired cow Milked out

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What do you call a tired cow Milked out Graphics codes and more

Saturday 30 August 2014

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Teacher Thats quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it Pupil

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Teacher Thats quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it Pupil Graphics codes and more

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim An octopuss

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim An octopuss Graphics codes and more

What does a pig use to write his term papers withPen and Oink

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What does a pig use to write his term papers withPen and Oink Graphics codes and more

Why are only 2 of blondes touchtypistsThe rest are huntn peckers

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Why are only 2 of blondes touchtypistsThe rest are huntn peckers Graphics codes and more

Mother Did you make your bed todayDaughter Yes Mom but I think it would be

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Mother Did you make your bed todayDaughter Yes Mom but I think it would be Graphics codes and more

The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge

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The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fig

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Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fig Graphics codes and more

What time is it when you sit on a pin Spring time

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What time is it when you sit on a pin Spring time Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the trees birthday It was a sappy one

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Did you hear about the trees birthday It was a sappy one Graphics codes and more

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip They h

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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip They h Graphics codes and more

Friday 29 August 2014

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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake Because its too hard to put

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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake Because its too hard to put Graphics codes and more

Jett was trying to light a match He struck the first one and it didnt work

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Jett was trying to light a match He struck the first one and it didnt work Graphics codes and more

Have you seen wwwtamecomYes but Im not wild about it

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Have you seen wwwtamecomYes but Im not wild about it Graphics codes and more

What do you call a bird that lives underground A mynah bird

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What do you call a bird that lives underground A mynah bird Graphics codes and more

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success Finally they ca

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Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success Finally they ca Graphics codes and more

One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool There w

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One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool There w Graphics codes and more

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at nightHe used a skeleton key

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at nightHe used a skeleton key Graphics codes and more

Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days One is a weak o

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Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days One is a weak o Graphics codes and more

What did you think of our websiteA little bit tacky

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What did you think of our websiteA little bit tacky Graphics codes and more

Waiter theres a fly in my soupSurely not sir It must be one of those vitami

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Waiter theres a fly in my soupSurely not sir It must be one of those vitami Graphics codes and more

Thursday 28 August 2014

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs I pre

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs I pre Graphics codes and more

There was an old woman on a plane sitting next to the Pope It was stormy ou

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There was an old woman on a plane sitting next to the Pope It was stormy ou Graphics codes and more

Why did the jellyfishs wife leave him He stung her into action

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Why did the jellyfishs wife leave him He stung her into action Graphics codes and more

A father and son went fishing one day While they were out in the boat the b

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A father and son went fishing one day While they were out in the boat the b Graphics codes and more

Does your mum like shopping on the InternetNo the trolley keeps rolling off

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Does your mum like shopping on the InternetNo the trolley keeps rolling off Graphics codes and more

Dr Frankenstein Igor have you seen my latest invention Its a new pill consi

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Dr Frankenstein Igor have you seen my latest invention Its a new pill consi Graphics codes and more

Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open Because she expected some

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Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open Because she expected some Graphics codes and more

I dont know where you got your face from but i hope you have the receipt

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I dont know where you got your face from but i hope you have the receipt Graphics codes and more

When is a car like a frog When its becing toad

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When is a car like a frog When its becing toad Graphics codes and more

What does a witch enjoy cooking mostGnomelettes

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What does a witch enjoy cooking mostGnomelettes Graphics codes and more

Wednesday 27 August 2014

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Why is it so cold at ChristmasIts in Decembrrrrr

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Why is it so cold at ChristmasIts in Decembrrrrr Graphics codes and more

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar Whatll you have The guy answe

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The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar Whatll you have The guy answe Graphics codes and more

Q What is the difference between a banjo and a chain sawA A chain saw has a

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Q What is the difference between a banjo and a chain sawA A chain saw has a Graphics codes and more

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter Mother

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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter Mother Graphics codes and more

There is a new Barbie doll on the market Tonya Harding Barbie you didnt th

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Tonya Harding Barbie you didnt th Graphics codes and more

What is the difference between a musician and a dead body One composes and

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What is the difference between a musician and a dead body One composes and Graphics codes and more

Why does a chicken coop have two doors Because if had four doors it would b

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors Because if had four doors it would b Graphics codes and more

What is a dogs favourite sport Formula 1 drooling

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What is a dogs favourite sport Formula 1 drooling Graphics codes and more

Whats the difference between a vampire and a cookie You cant dip a vampire

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Whats the difference between a vampire and a cookie You cant dip a vampire Graphics codes and more

One day at a busy airport the passengers on a commercial airliner are seate

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One day at a busy airport the passengers on a commercial airliner are seate Graphics codes and more

Tuesday 26 August 2014

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First Witch I went to the beauty parlor yesterday I was there for three hou

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First Witch I went to the beauty parlor yesterday I was there for three hou Graphics codes and more

Mum How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same t

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Mum How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same t Graphics codes and more

Mother Let me see your report sonSon Here it is Mother but dont show it to

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Mother Let me see your report sonSon Here it is Mother but dont show it to Graphics codes and more

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall A good j

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall A good j Graphics codes and more

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loudA herd of stampeding aardvarks

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loudA herd of stampeding aardvarks Graphics codes and more

How do heavy metal bands surf the webOn the Dinternet

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How do heavy metal bands surf the webOn the Dinternet Graphics codes and more

What do you call an alien starship that drips water A crying saucer

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water A crying saucer Graphics codes and more

Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician To get a bit of light r

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Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician To get a bit of light r Graphics codes and more

Two men were remembering their wedding days It was dreadful said Fred I got

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Two men were remembering their wedding days It was dreadful said Fred I got Graphics codes and more

Q Why did the Canadian cross the road A He saw some American do it on TV

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Q Why did the Canadian cross the road A He saw some American do it on TV Graphics codes and more

Monday 25 August 2014

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Old witch Now I know you want a job with me Do you tell lies Young witch No

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Old witch Now I know you want a job with me Do you tell lies Young witch No Graphics codes and more

In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the overtalkative du

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In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the overtalkative du Graphics codes and more

Doctor doctor I keep thinking Im a spoonSit there and dont stir

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Doctor doctor I keep thinking Im a spoonSit there and dont stir Graphics codes and more

Interviewer How do you spell Mississippi Redneck Which one The river or the

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Interviewer How do you spell Mississippi Redneck Which one The river or the Graphics codes and more

Doctor Doctor When I press with my finger here it hurts and here it hurts a

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Doctor Doctor When I press with my finger here it hurts and here it hurts a Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Cat Cat who Cat you understand

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Knock KnockWhos there Cat Cat who Cat you understand Graphics codes and more

Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern Every da

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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern Every da Graphics codes and more

One night an 87yearold woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in be

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One night an 87yearold woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in be Graphics codes and more

Q How does Al Gore spell potatoA TATER

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Q How does Al Gore spell potatoA TATER Graphics codes and more

How do zombies celebrate Halloween They paint the town dead

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween They paint the town dead Graphics codes and more

Sunday 24 August 2014

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles So he could break out

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles So he could break out Graphics codes and more

Where do you take a sick horseTo the Horspital

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Where do you take a sick horseTo the Horspital Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the stupid waterpolo playerHis horse drowned

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Did you hear about the stupid waterpolo playerHis horse drowned Graphics codes and more

My elephants got no trunk How does it smell Terrible

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My elephants got no trunk How does it smell Terrible Graphics codes and more

What does an astronaut do when he gets angryHe blasts off

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angryHe blasts off Graphics codes and more

What song do pigs sing on New Years Eve Auld Lang Swine

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What song do pigs sing on New Years Eve Auld Lang Swine Graphics codes and more

Q How do you know if a blonde has been sending emailA You see a bunch of en

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Q How do you know if a blonde has been sending emailA You see a bunch of en Graphics codes and more

Q Why is Clinton prone to losing his voiceA He keeps having to eat his word

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Q Why is Clinton prone to losing his voiceA He keeps having to eat his word Graphics codes and more

Witch Doctor I cant help pulling ugly faces Doctor Well theres nothing terr

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Witch Doctor I cant help pulling ugly faces Doctor Well theres nothing terr Graphics codes and more

What flies through the jungle singing opera The parrots of Penzance

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What flies through the jungle singing opera The parrots of Penzance Graphics codes and more

Saturday 23 August 2014

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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all tr

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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all tr Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell Addercadabra an

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell Addercadabra an Graphics codes and more

Who drives away all of his customersA taxicab driver

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Who drives away all of his customersA taxicab driver Graphics codes and more

Do you enjoy websurfingNo way my mum warned me to stay away from the net

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Do you enjoy websurfingNo way my mum warned me to stay away from the net Graphics codes and more

Q Why did the clown cross the road A To find his rubber chicken

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Q Why did the clown cross the road A To find his rubber chicken Graphics codes and more

Teacher Tommy put some more water in the fish tank Pupil Why Miss I only

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Teacher Tommy put some more water in the fish tank Pupil Why Miss I only Graphics codes and more

Q How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulbA Nineone to do it and

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Q How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulbA Nineone to do it and Graphics codes and more

Q How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulbA Only

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Q How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulbA Only Graphics codes and more

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you Pull the pin and throw

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you Pull the pin and throw Graphics codes and more

What is the American national day for vampiresFangsgiving Day

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What is the American national day for vampiresFangsgiving Day Graphics codes and more

Friday 22 August 2014

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A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife He says to thed

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A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife He says to thed Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice

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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice Graphics codes and more

If an accountants wife cannot sleep what does she sayDarling could you tell

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If an accountants wife cannot sleep what does she sayDarling could you tell Graphics codes and more

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg Because if he lifted up both legs it wo

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg Because if he lifted up both legs it wo Graphics codes and more

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you drop a piano on a teams defenceA flat back four

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a teams defenceA flat back four Graphics codes and more

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porchtoget

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A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porchtoget Graphics codes and more

Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their be

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Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their be Graphics codes and more

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire A bunny with mon

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire A bunny with mon Graphics codes and more

Customer Why did you take off so much hairBarber I didnt nature beat me to

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Customer Why did you take off so much hairBarber I didnt nature beat me to Graphics codes and more