Saturday, 31 May 2014

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This guy is walking with his friend He says to this friend Im a walking eco

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What do you call a highpriced barber shopA clip joint

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Do you know a favourite expression used by the GorillasApesy daisy

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Fred Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday Harry Sure I

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How does Santa Claus take pictures With his North Polearoid

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A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his bestfriend in b

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Mortal Kombat Barbie includes mor

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Where do mermaids go to see movies The divein

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How do you raise a baby elephant With a fork lift truck

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Have you heard about the goodweather witch Shes forecasting sunny spells

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Thursday, 29 May 2014

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Father Christmas All right my good lady my face is my ticketBox office atte

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SOW Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party PIGLET Id

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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon Meloncollie

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The desk sergeant answered the phone and at once a woman began screaming Yo

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An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans The Englishman was shot

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A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the

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What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater Warren

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Murphy said to his daughter I want you home by eleven oclock She said But F

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Murphy said to his daughter I want you home by eleven oclock She said But F Graphics codes and more

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe A long necked tooth

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Wednesday, 28 May 2014

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Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia As soon as the

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Q Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come ho

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A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination On

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Im not going to school today Alexander said to his mother The teachers bull

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On his way out of church Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup finalWebley stadium

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Q Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinetA So she wouldnt wake

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A Martian lands to plunder pillage and burn He goes up to the owner of the

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Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Joker Barbie Barbie with Joker gr

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Tuesday, 27 May 2014

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A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport Wait at a buzz stop

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What is a witchs favourite TV showLifestyles of the Witch and Famous

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Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket matchBecause theyre both s

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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines He drew 100 cats on

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Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts

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There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a

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Yesterday scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm Take me

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Q How does a blonde kill a fishA She drowns it

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Monday, 26 May 2014

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Mother What do you mean the school must be haunted Daughter Well the princi

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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and conside

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St Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for ad

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Knock KnockWhos there Begonia Begonia who Begonia bother me

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties Because theres lots of school s

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What did one snake say to another Hiss off

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Doctor Doctor Ive just swallowed a penWell sit down and write your name

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Q How can you tell if a blonde works in an officeA A bed in the stockroom a

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An American tourist is visiting China After visiting all the tourist attrac

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

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Sunday, 25 May 2014

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Q Why would it be difficult to be a police officerA It would be tough to be

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Yo mamas so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border

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Yo mamas so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border Graphics codes and more

In a nursing home there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk ar

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You mamas so skinny she can hang glide with a dorito

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Why did the school bully kick the classroom computerSomeone told him he was

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An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital S

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Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher dra

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What political party entices most GorillasThe Treepublican Party

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Why do tomcats fight Because they like raising a stink

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One Sunday morning the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the l

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Saturday, 24 May 2014

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Q Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with YeltsinA So

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Who sits on Cinderellas keyboardButtons

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Q Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1A For

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First monster I have a hunch Second monster I thought you were a funny shap

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When the cats awayThe house smells better

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Q What does a blonde owl sayA What what

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QWhat do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo AA jump rope

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Q What is the difference between blondes and traffic signsA Some traffic si

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Q What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes headA A Space Invader

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Why can elephants swim and aardvarks cantAardvarks dont have trunks

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Friday, 23 May 2014

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Q How does a blonde kill a wormA She burys it

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Q How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasmA1 She drops her nailfile

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Q How does Bill Gates enter his houseA He uses windows

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What car do insects drive A Volkswagen automobile

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The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen

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What disease do horses fear most Hay Fever

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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items Nearthe cash regist

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It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to con

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Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they playBecause hot

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Im not going to school today Alexander said to his mother The teachers bull

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Thursday, 22 May 2014

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market Tasmanian Barbie spins like a top

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Q What does a womans asshole do when she is having an orgasmA He is usually

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A little old lady walked into the bank cashed a small check and started out

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A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out One day little

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When is a black dog not a black dog When its a greyhound

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What do you get if you type wwwabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzcom into your comp

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A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wago

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Do fish get thirsty

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Q What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the

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Doctor doctor Im manicdepressiveCalm down Cheer up Clam down Cheer up Calm

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Wednesday, 21 May 2014

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Why is a dog so warm in SummerHe wears a coat and pants

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Zoo KeeperIve lost one of my elephantsOther Zoo KeeperWhy dont you put an a

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Doctor doctor nobody understands meWhat do you mean by that

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A car was involved in an accident in a street As expected a large crowd gat

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Hit on the Head by I C Stars

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My dog is a nuisance He chases everyone on a bicycle What can I do Take his

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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm She remembered what her dad ha

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Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candleThe candle

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Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found sh

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete Someone who polevault

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