Sunday, 7 September 2014

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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked How long does it t

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Out for the Countby Esau Stars

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Out for the Countby Esau Stars Graphics codes and more

Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxingBecause he didnt want to spoil

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How do fish go into business The start on a small scale

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How do fish go into business The start on a small scale Graphics codes and more

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5story hotel with a s

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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent A snake in the brass

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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent A snake in the brass Graphics codes and more

This guy goes to the zoo one day While standing in front of the gorillas ca

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This guy goes to the zoo one day While standing in front of the gorillas ca Graphics codes and more

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment Ten ants

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Q Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a weekA So you dont have t

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Q Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a weekA So you dont have t Graphics codes and more

Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candleThe candle

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Saturday, 6 September 2014

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Did you hear about the argumentative skunkHe always liked to make a stink

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Did you hear about the argumentative skunkHe always liked to make a stink Graphics codes and more

A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman who was also severly bl

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A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman who was also severly bl Graphics codes and more

What kind of clothes do lawyers wearLawsuits

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wearLawsuits Graphics codes and more

Father Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your reportSon Maybe I concentrated too mu

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Father Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your reportSon Maybe I concentrated too mu Graphics codes and more

Have you heard about the goodweather witch Shes forecasting sunny spells

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Have you heard about the goodweather witch Shes forecasting sunny spells Graphics codes and more

How did the telephones get married In a double ring ceremony

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How did the telephones get married In a double ring ceremony Graphics codes and more

A lawyer named Strange died and his friend asked the tombstone maker to ins

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A lawyer named Strange died and his friend asked the tombstone maker to ins Graphics codes and more

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go pastThey must h

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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go pastThey must h Graphics codes and more

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at th

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An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at th Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy Something you wouldnt wa

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Friday, 5 September 2014

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest The scenter spot

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest The scenter spot Graphics codes and more

Q How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulbA None If youd just ma

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Q How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulbA None If youd just ma Graphics codes and more

How does a physicist exerciseBy pumping ion

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How does a physicist exerciseBy pumping ion Graphics codes and more

Q How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White HouseA He keeps o

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Q How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White HouseA He keeps o Graphics codes and more

What is the feeling that youve smelled a certain skunk beforeDeja phew

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Q What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper A RUFF

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Q What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper A RUFF Graphics codes and more

Why do pigs love Halloween Theres lots of hogsgobblin

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Why do pigs love Halloween Theres lots of hogsgobblin Graphics codes and more

A persistent jobseeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded

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A persistent jobseeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded Graphics codes and more

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked how much did you

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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked how much did you Graphics codes and more

Pilot says Folks we have reached our cruising altitude now so I am going to

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Pilot says Folks we have reached our cruising altitude now so I am going to Graphics codes and more
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Thursday, 4 September 2014

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Waiter theres a fly in my soup Yes its the rotting meat that attracts them

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Waiter theres a fly in my soup Yes its the rotting meat that attracts them Graphics codes and more

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitti

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitti Graphics codes and more

If an accountants wife cannot sleep what does she sayDarling could you tell

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If an accountants wife cannot sleep what does she sayDarling could you tell Graphics codes and more

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court He heard the referee calling

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court He heard the referee calling Graphics codes and more

Have you got any broken biscuits Yes I have Well you shouldnt be so clumsy

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Have you got any broken biscuits Yes I have Well you shouldnt be so clumsy Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Alvin Alvin who Alvin zis competition just vait and

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Knock KnockWhos there Alvin Alvin who Alvin zis competition just vait and Graphics codes and more

Q Why cant blondes make ice cubesA They always forget the recipe

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Q Why cant blondes make ice cubesA They always forget the recipe Graphics codes and more

How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts

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A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip When

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A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip When Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bellA hum dinger

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bellA hum dinger Graphics codes and more
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Wednesday, 3 September 2014

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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the

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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the Graphics codes and more

As migration approached two elderly vultures doubted they could make the tr

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As migration approached two elderly vultures doubted they could make the tr Graphics codes and more

What is the difference between a musician and a dead body One composes and

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What is the difference between a musician and a dead body One composes and Graphics codes and more

Q What is the difference between a fish and a piano A You cant tuna fish

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Q What is the difference between a fish and a piano A You cant tuna fish Graphics codes and more

Wife to husband as they watch their young son playingHes such a sensitive c

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Wife to husband as they watch their young son playingHes such a sensitive c Graphics codes and more

Johnny comes back from school crying and says Mommy all the kids in the sch

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Johnny comes back from school crying and says Mommy all the kids in the sch Graphics codes and more

Barber And how old are you little man Fred Eight Barber And do you want a h

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Barber And how old are you little man Fred Eight Barber And do you want a h Graphics codes and more

One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp At th

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One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp At th Graphics codes and more

BoyFriend Why didnt you give me anything for my birthdayGirlFriend You told

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BoyFriend Why didnt you give me anything for my birthdayGirlFriend You told Graphics codes and more

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch She has a big W embroidere

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch She has a big W embroidere Graphics codes and more
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Tuesday, 2 September 2014

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Worried because they hadnt heard anything for days from the widow in the ne

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Worried because they hadnt heard anything for days from the widow in the ne Graphics codes and more

What did the vampire call his false teeth A new fangled device

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What did the vampire call his false teeth A new fangled device Graphics codes and more

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming Here come the elephant

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming Here come the elephant Graphics codes and more

There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking a

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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking a Graphics codes and more

What do you call a tired cow Milked out

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What do you call a tired cow Milked out Graphics codes and more

Are you in the top half of your class No Im one of the students who make th

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Are you in the top half of your class No Im one of the students who make th Graphics codes and more

A stallion and a mare where due to get married but the stallion didnt show

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A stallion and a mare where due to get married but the stallion didnt show Graphics codes and more

During the Mexican American War an intense long standoff occurred along the

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During the Mexican American War an intense long standoff occurred along the Graphics codes and more

What did the black cat say to the fish Ive got a bone to pick with you

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What did the black cat say to the fish Ive got a bone to pick with you Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club

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Monday, 1 September 2014

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Why was the monster standing on his head He was turning things over in his

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Why was the monster standing on his head He was turning things over in his Graphics codes and more

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a footba

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a footba Graphics codes and more

The teacher was furious with her son Just because youve been put in my clas

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The teacher was furious with her son Just because youve been put in my clas Graphics codes and more

Dan My little brother is a real painNan Things could be worseDan HowNan He

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Dan My little brother is a real painNan Things could be worseDan HowNan He Graphics codes and more

Q What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider A Lif

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Q What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider A Lif Graphics codes and more

Q Why did the blonde only smell good on the right sideA She didnt know wher

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Q Why did the blonde only smell good on the right sideA She didnt know wher Graphics codes and more

Q What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head A Sweet fuck al

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Q What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head A Sweet fuck al Graphics codes and more

Where do you get frogs eggs At the spawn shop

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Where do you get frogs eggs At the spawn shop Graphics codes and more

Abraham wanted a new suit so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried

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Abraham wanted a new suit so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried Graphics codes and more

Q Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural paradeA The f

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Q Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural paradeA The f Graphics codes and more
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