Sunday, 7 December 2014

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnightShe wa

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Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok

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Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok Graphics codes and more

On the way to preschool the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat

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On the way to preschool the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat Graphics codes and more

May I buy half a rabbitNo we dont split hares

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May I buy half a rabbitNo we dont split hares Graphics codes and more

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin There was some money in the kitt

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin There was some money in the kitt Graphics codes and more

The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the childrens parents had quoted

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How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb That is a military

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How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb That is a military Graphics codes and more

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War

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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War Graphics codes and more

Q How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb A Two one to s

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Q How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb A Two one to s Graphics codes and more

Saturday, 6 December 2014

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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk

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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby She thought babies should be pink s

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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby She thought babies should be pink s Graphics codes and more

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a cir

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up Garbage collectors

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up Garbage collectors Graphics codes and more

Q Which is harder to make A blonde brunette or a redheaded snowman A A blon

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Q Which is harder to make A blonde brunette or a redheaded snowman A A blon Graphics codes and more

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulbFour three to cut a ho

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Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla ju

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A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money becau

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A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money becau Graphics codes and more

Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time so they began si

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Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time so they began si Graphics codes and more

A general calls a colonel Do you have a couple of smart majors Yes I do Sen

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A general calls a colonel Do you have a couple of smart majors Yes I do Sen Graphics codes and more

Friday, 5 December 2014

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What monster flies his kite in a rain stormBenjamin Frankenstein

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What monster flies his kite in a rain stormBenjamin Frankenstein Graphics codes and more

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting

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A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting Graphics codes and more

What part of a fish weighs the most Its scales

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What part of a fish weighs the most Its scales Graphics codes and more

Whats a skunks favourite game in schoolShow and smell

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Whats a skunks favourite game in schoolShow and smell Graphics codes and more

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak A headbanger

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak A headbanger Graphics codes and more

Doctor Doctor I think Im an adder Great can you help me with my accounts th

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Doctor Doctor I think Im an adder Great can you help me with my accounts th Graphics codes and more

Customer to friend This is a wonderful restaurant I ordered salad and I got

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Customer to friend This is a wonderful restaurant I ordered salad and I got Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Boiler Boiler who Boiler egg for four minutes

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Knock KnockWhos there Boiler Boiler who Boiler egg for four minutes Graphics codes and more

Q What do peroxide blonds and black men have in commonA They both have blac

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Q What do peroxide blonds and black men have in commonA They both have blac Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog A fangfurther

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog A fangfurther Graphics codes and more

Thursday, 4 December 2014

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What is a monsters favourite drinkDemonade

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What is a monsters favourite drinkDemonade Graphics codes and more

What is the difference between a bus driver and a coldOne knows the stops t

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer Light ale

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer Light ale Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Beef Beef who Beef fair now

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Knock KnockWhos there Beef Beef who Beef fair now Graphics codes and more

Where do cars get the most flat tiresWhere there is a fork in the road

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Where do cars get the most flat tiresWhere there is a fork in the road Graphics codes and more

Q how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulbA YOU DONT KNOW

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Q how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulbA YOU DONT KNOW Graphics codes and more

Why did the blonde call the welfare officeShe wanted to know how to cook fo

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Why did the blonde call the welfare officeShe wanted to know how to cook fo Graphics codes and more

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a PingPong game They had the volle

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A couple of kids tried using pickles for a PingPong game They had the volle Graphics codes and more

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn

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An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn Graphics codes and more

Q What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to con

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Q What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to con Graphics codes and more

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

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Why do some accountants decide to become actuariesThey find bookkeeping too

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Why do some accountants decide to become actuariesThey find bookkeeping too Graphics codes and more

Why are elephants no good at Net surfingBecause theyre scared of the mouse

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Why are elephants no good at Net surfingBecause theyre scared of the mouse Graphics codes and more

If necessity is the mother of invention why does so much unnecessary stuff

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If necessity is the mother of invention why does so much unnecessary stuff Graphics codes and more

Q How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb A Nobody s

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Q How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb A Nobody s Graphics codes and more

A man has a racehorse never won a race Man in disgust says Horse you win to

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A man has a racehorse never won a race Man in disgust says Horse you win to Graphics codes and more

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom I can count high

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A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom I can count high Graphics codes and more

You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower Really Which rat wa

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You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower Really Which rat wa Graphics codes and more

FIRST MONSTER Im going to a party tonight SECOND MONSTER Oh are you FIRST M

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FIRST MONSTER Im going to a party tonight SECOND MONSTER Oh are you FIRST M Graphics codes and more

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months Arnold was hir

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After being laid off from five different jobs in four months Arnold was hir Graphics codes and more

Q Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurtA Yogu

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Q Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurtA Yogu Graphics codes and more

Tuesday, 2 December 2014

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What do you do for a pig with sore musclesRub him with oinkment

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What do you do for a pig with sore musclesRub him with oinkment Graphics codes and more

Why do cows think cooks are mean They whip cream

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Why do cows think cooks are mean They whip cream Graphics codes and more

Q How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb A Six One to hold t

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Q How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb A Six One to hold t Graphics codes and more

Why do cemeteries have fences around themBecause people are dying to get in

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A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago The material we

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A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago The material we Graphics codes and more

A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp On his f

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Q Define TransvestiteA A guy who likes to eat drink and be Mary

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Q Define TransvestiteA A guy who likes to eat drink and be Mary Graphics codes and more

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheetLost

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheetLost Graphics codes and more

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but du

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My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but du Graphics codes and more

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane A dandy

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane A dandy Graphics codes and more

Monday, 1 December 2014

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena I dont know but Ill

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena I dont know but Ill Graphics codes and more

What do actuaries do to liven up their office partyInvite an accountant

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office partyInvite an accountant Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon A bird who

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon A bird who Graphics codes and more

The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race Both teams prac

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The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race Both teams prac Graphics codes and more

Mike and Pat went hunting Mike saw a large goose fly by He raised his rifle

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Mike and Pat went hunting Mike saw a large goose fly by He raised his rifle Graphics codes and more

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelv

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A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelv Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant Very big worm holes in

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant Very big worm holes in Graphics codes and more

Patron Waiter why is there a spider in my glassWaiter It scares away the fl

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Patron Waiter why is there a spider in my glassWaiter It scares away the fl Graphics codes and more

Doctor doctor I keep thinking Im a laptop computerYoure just run down let m

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Doctor doctor I keep thinking Im a laptop computerYoure just run down let m Graphics codes and more

Fred wrote in her homework book Margarine is butter made from imitation cow

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Fred wrote in her homework book Margarine is butter made from imitation cow Graphics codes and more