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• What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk I dont know but it
• How does an elephant go up a tree It stands on an acorn and waits for it to
• I really dont understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid
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• What do you call a pretend railway A play station
• During a recent publicity outing Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune tell
• What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad It became
• Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer A barrel organ
• Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy He was celebrating his gi
• What command does the aardvark give most often when he sailsSnout about
• Knock KnockWhos there Cat Cat who Cat you understand
• If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower how did the barbers arriveOn cli
• What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver Daddy
• And Jesus said unto his disciples Whom do men say that I amAnd His disciple

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• An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a nake
• Why did the bat miss the bus Because he hung around for too long
• Whats the best way to catch a fish Have someone throw it at you
• Doctor Doctor Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas Now I think
• A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks Dad am I pure polar bear The
• Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onionYou cry when you cut up a
• My wife asked me Whats on the TV I said Dust
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• Steve wrote home Im glad you named me Steve he said in the letterWhy asked
• What do you call a witch who climbs up wallsIvy

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• Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people said Taxi
• What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month The lett
• Knock KnockWhos there Burns Burns who Burns me up
• Q What does a proud computer call his little sonA A microchip off the old b
• How do you make a tame duck wild Annoy it
• Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a
• What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a carThey fasten their
• What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool She had mittens
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• What do you call an amorous insectThe love bug
• One goldfish to his tankmate If theres no God who changes the water
• What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin Flatman a
• Q Why is a mans pee yellow and his sperm whiteA So he can tell if he is com
• Do Apes kissYes but never on the first date
• Theyre perfectly matched Hes blinded by love and her looks are out of sight
• What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air Collecting his t
• What do you get if you cross a skunk and a waspSomething that stinks and st
• Where did the piglets study their ABCs At a school for higher loining
• Knock KnockWhos there Anais Anais who Anais cup of tea

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• Waiter there is a fly in my soupSorry sir maybe Ive forgotten it when I rem
• What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married Antelopers
• What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp A bear faced lyre
• Why are fish no good at tennisThey dont like to get too close to the net
• Why did the man put a clock under his deskHe wanted to work overtime
• A political man to a woman You look beautiful todayThe woman replied Thanks
• Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if
• What do you call a greedy ant An anteater
• An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large s
• The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the s

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• My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion Maybe that is why she always
• Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes They looked both ways before they
• What does KFC and a woman have in commonOnce youre done with the breasts an
• Mommy monster Dont eat that uranium Little monster Why not Mommy monster Yo
• Whats the most popular wine at ChristmasI dont like sprouts
• Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer She fell in the sink
• Tech Support How may I help you today sir Customer Hellohey erI think Ive g
• If a woman is born in Italy grows up in England goes to America and dies in
• What did the pig call a manuscript A shoat story
• What does an aardvark keep in his aquariumAn aardshark

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