Saturday, 20 September 2014

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail The worlds slowest vampir

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Q What did the blonde do when she heard that 90 of accidents occur around t

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What does a man consider to be a seven course mealA hot dog and a six pack

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A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly The soldier would pick

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A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly The soldier would pick Graphics codes and more

Why do elephants have trunks Because theyve no pockets to put things in

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A man was complaining to a friendI had it all Money a beautiful house a BIG

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A man was complaining to a friendI had it all Money a beautiful house a BIG Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Beth Beth who Beth wisheth thweetie

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Knock KnockWhos there Beth Beth who Beth wisheth thweetie Graphics codes and more

What kind of typewriters do vampires like Blood typewriters

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What kind of typewriters do vampires like Blood typewriters Graphics codes and more

Q Why did God create man before woman A He didnt want any advice

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Q Why did God create man before woman A He didnt want any advice Graphics codes and more

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker My pop is bigger than yo

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Friday, 19 September 2014

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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost He reduces his

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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost He reduces his Graphics codes and more

What does the aardvark take sailingAn aard ark

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What does the aardvark take sailingAn aard ark Graphics codes and more

What is hail Hard boiled rain

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What is hail Hard boiled rain Graphics codes and more

What do you call an honest lawyerAn oxymoron

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Police in Radnor Pennsylvania interrogated a suspect by placing a metal col

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Police in Radnor Pennsylvania interrogated a suspect by placing a metal col Graphics codes and more

A driver obviously drunk was heading the wrong way downa oneway street when

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A driver obviously drunk was heading the wrong way downa oneway street when Graphics codes and more

What is a ghost boxer called A phantomweight

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A guy goes in to see a psychologist He says It seems I cant make any friend

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A guy goes in to see a psychologist He says It seems I cant make any friend Graphics codes and more

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night Brontosnoreus

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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night Brontosnoreus Graphics codes and more

Whats yellow and always points to the north A magnetic banana

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Whats yellow and always points to the north A magnetic banana Graphics codes and more
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Thursday, 18 September 2014

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Do you know the time No we havent met yet

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Do you know the time No we havent met yet Graphics codes and more

Why was the moth so unpopular He kept picking holes in everything

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Why was the moth so unpopular He kept picking holes in everything Graphics codes and more

Who do hamburgers love on TVArchie Bunkers soninlaw the meathead

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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire A very witch pe

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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire A very witch pe Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mothe

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For their 25th wedding anniversary a man decides to take his wife on a trip

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For their 25th wedding anniversary a man decides to take his wife on a trip Graphics codes and more

A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt

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A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt Graphics codes and more

Yo mamas so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the w

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Yo mamas so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the w Graphics codes and more

Why did the owl owl Because the woodpecker would peck er

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Why did the owl owl Because the woodpecker would peck er Graphics codes and more

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine Boaris Karloff

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Wednesday, 17 September 2014

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Paddy n Mick join the army and are put on street patrol in a city with a mi

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A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp He picked i

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A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp He picked i Graphics codes and more

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari He was a biggame haunter

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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari He was a biggame haunter Graphics codes and more

Hair Disordersby Dan Druff

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Hair Disordersby Dan Druff Graphics codes and more

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King ArthurSir Lunchalot

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Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child Because dad cant keep hi

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Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child Because dad cant keep hi Graphics codes and more

How did that bullfight come out Oh it was a tossup

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How did that bullfight come out Oh it was a tossup Graphics codes and more

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat A bigger target

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat A bigger target Graphics codes and more

Two girls were talking in the corridor That boy over there is getting on my

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Two girls were talking in the corridor That boy over there is getting on my Graphics codes and more

What did the astronaut see on his skilletUnidentified frying flying objects

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What did the astronaut see on his skilletUnidentified frying flying objects Graphics codes and more
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Tuesday, 16 September 2014

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The worlds most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp He rubbed it and a g

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The worlds most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp He rubbed it and a g Graphics codes and more

When is your birthday 17th January What year Every year

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When is your birthday 17th January What year Every year Graphics codes and more

Doctor Have you ever had this beforePatient YesDoctor Well youve got it aga

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Doctor Have you ever had this beforePatient YesDoctor Well youve got it aga Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Cannelloni Cannelloni who Cannelloni some money till

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Knock KnockWhos there Cannelloni Cannelloni who Cannelloni some money till Graphics codes and more

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head Petal

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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head Petal Graphics codes and more

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the rampBoth the engine

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the rampBoth the engine Graphics codes and more

A golfer playing a round by himself is about to tee off and a greasy little

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A golfer playing a round by himself is about to tee off and a greasy little Graphics codes and more

What is a cows favourite TV show Dr Moo

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What is a cows favourite TV show Dr Moo Graphics codes and more

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat o

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat o Graphics codes and more

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler Ringworm

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Monday, 15 September 2014

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Why are elephants large grey and wrinklyBecause if they were small round an

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Why are elephants large grey and wrinklyBecause if they were small round an Graphics codes and more

What do you call a ghost at midnight A sheet in the dark

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What do you call a ghost at midnight A sheet in the dark Graphics codes and more

Where do snowmen go to dance Snowballs

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Where do snowmen go to dance Snowballs Graphics codes and more

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day a passenger noticed

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Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day a passenger noticed Graphics codes and more

Jennifer Are you coming to my party Sandra No I aintJennifer Now you know w

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Jennifer Are you coming to my party Sandra No I aintJennifer Now you know w Graphics codes and more

Whats grey and never needs ironing A drip dry elephant

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Whats grey and never needs ironing A drip dry elephant Graphics codes and more

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom I can count high

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A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom I can count high Graphics codes and more

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese foodHop sue

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A pilot and a copilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combineOnly one if you run him th

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Sunday, 14 September 2014

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothe

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothe Graphics codes and more

A cattleman from West Texas died went on to the Great Beyond As he approac

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A cattleman from West Texas died went on to the Great Beyond As he approac Graphics codes and more

How did the jury find the hamburgerGrillty as charred

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How did the jury find the hamburgerGrillty as charred Graphics codes and more

Who is the greatest painter of this century Pigcasso

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Who is the greatest painter of this century Pigcasso Graphics codes and more

Fred Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back Harry Pity its not on

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Fred Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back Harry Pity its not on Graphics codes and more

Two gas company servicemen a senior training supervisor and a young trainee

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Two gas company servicemen a senior training supervisor and a young trainee Graphics codes and more

After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex Concern

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After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex Concern Graphics codes and more

Knock KnockWhos there Cologne Cologne who Cologne me names wont help

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Knock KnockWhos there Cologne Cologne who Cologne me names wont help Graphics codes and more

What did the little kid do with the dead batteryHe buried it

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What did the little kid do with the dead batteryHe buried it Graphics codes and more

Yomoma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

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Yomoma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck Graphics codes and more
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