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• Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket Because the
• Why are fish cleverer than humansEver seen a fish spend a fortune trying to
• Do vampires get AIDS
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• What followed the dinosaur Its tail

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• Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class They ate all the
• A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by theusher
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• What is the definition of a caterpillar A worm in a fur coat
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• Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch While both
• Q Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned A They were riverdanc
• Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check Since he didnt have an
• What is a moo hoo for a cow fight A cattle battle
• On what should you mount a statue of your cat A caterpillar
• What did the hypnotist say when he got his own websiteHyp Hyp Hooray
• Why did the horse miss the joustHe had the knight off
• Whats another name for an parentSomeone whos stopped growing except around
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• What part of a football ground is never the same The changing rooms
• What mouse was a Roman emperor Julius Cheeser
• Do fish get thirsty
• Where did the witch get her furniture From the ideal gnome exhibition
• What lives in apples and is an avid reader A bookworm
• A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch
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• Mum From now on your going to have free school dinnersSonBut Mum I dont wan
• Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahea
• Passenger Does this bus go to London Conductor No Passenger But it says Lon
• What can Santa give away and still keep A cold
• A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge where all the psych
• I say waiter theres a fly in my soup Well throw him a doughnut they make f
• What do you call an aardvark that plays pokerA cardvark
• What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers Fang mail
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• A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of th
• What did the really ugly man do for a living He posed for Halloween masks
• In HeavenThe cooks are FrenchThe policemen are EnglishThe mechanics are Ger
• Youve failed history again Well you always told me to let bygones be bygone
• I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months I dont like to interrupt her
• Q How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb A None Arians arent af
• Americas oldest lady was 115 years old today and she hasnt got a grey hair
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• A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration
• What type of wind is named after a young deerFoehn
• There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory The city company was losin
• Knock KnockWhos there Charles Charles who Charles your luck on the lottery
• Young lady to father Daddy when I grow up shall I become a heartdoctor or a
• Q Why is Bill infuriated with Chelseas new private schoolA They broke famil
• Did you hear about the stupid snake He lost his skin
• What looks just like half a loaf of bread Its other half
• Where is the best place to hide a lawyerIn a brief case

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• My dog is great at math Really Ask him how much is two minus two But two m
• Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fightsAnd how long have you had thi
• Q Why is it good to have a blonde passengerA You can park in the handicap z
• Teacher Name four members of the cat familyPupil Daddy cat mummy cat and tw
• Q How do you protect a valuable instrumentA Hide it in an accordion case
• When is your mind like a rumpled bedWhen it isnt made up yet
• Knock KnockWhos there Bhuto Bhuto who Bhuton the other foot
• A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four s
• Gosh its raining cats and dogs said Fred looking out of the kitchen window

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• What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell Addercadabra an
• What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years
• A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him He
• What did the young witch say to her mother Can I have the keys to the broom
• A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night
• A man dies and goes to Heaven He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can as
• What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common They both h
• A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fishOn
• Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots I never make rash promis
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• There is a new Barbie doll on the market Siamese Twins Barbie complete wit
• A little boy was learning about God in his church and he was talking to his
• Police Officer Why did you lead me on a fivestate chaseDriver I love to tra
• What happened when the cannibal got a religionHe only ate Catholics on Frid
• When hes out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eatThe Happy Biter
• A mother was teaching her 3yearold the Lords prayer For several evenings at
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• Colin Powell once USAs highest ranking military officer now Secretary of St
• Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving the
• Do fish get thirsty

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